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Sometimes I go to open mics just to be reminded how hard it is to be a straight white guy at this moment in time
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This man in Texas holding up a sign is going viral and I hope the local news finds him and gives him the airtime he deserves
TOMORROW NIGHT! Get ur tix before they’re gone! 7pm @JoinTheDynasty w this killer lineup 🔥🔥🔥 @guybranum @ZachNoeTowers @RichelleMeiss @danadonnelly @ItsEvanWilliams
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This week on Après Ski we chat @thebachelorabc, that paper towel Rachel had to wipe her tears with, and oh yea @FinnWittrock too!
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when someone compliments what you're wearing but you hate what they're wearing and now you're questioning everything
Ellen Etten retweeted
Just confirmed @SenTedCruz and his family flew to Cancun tonight for a few days at a resort they've visited before. Cruz seems to believe there isn't much for him to do in Texas for the millions of fellow Texans who remain without electricity/water and are literally freezing.
Currently on Clubhouse listening to a room about how Clubhouse works, bc apparently this is how much time we all have now
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wanted to bail on a zoom hangout and that's how you know you're an introvert #QuarentineLife
Don't have this moment. Check your status @ vote.org! w/ @ZachNoeTowers @aparnapkin Dir by @iamstaciroberts featured on @whohahadotcom whohaha.com/series/two-woke-…
Been married 2.5 years but it feels like it was just yesterday...or maybe that's because bc my husband JUST STARTED FOLLOWING ME ON INSTAGRAM YESTERDAY
IS THIS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE PLEASE ADVISE
Ellen Etten retweeted
What are Thursday nights for? They're for Must See TV if you just awoke from amnesia, but for the rest of us they're for excellent comedy shows that benefit the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. You can watch Veronica's Closet later.
Very excited to be working on this show!
Hold onto your Time Traveling iPods - I’m very excited to get to work with @nickgiovannetti & @bullittbranded & @ekovideo on this. Below is my face when I’m trying to understand how interactive shows actually work.
THURSDAY NIGHT! Raising money for the West Hollywood LGBTQ Center with this 🔥 lineup 🏳️🌈 @ZachNoeTowers @funnylezbo @mkpaulsen @thedanielwebb @reeshmeese @JLWforever @barcovell
The hilarious @nickkroll just added to this already stellar lineup tonight. Come out to @barcovell tonight, only $5 in support of a great cause! @Yellowfund
Day 6 of my parents visit to LA and I'm at that point in the trip where you take a huge slug of rosé directly out of the bottle at 3PM
Ellen Etten retweeted
I'm hosting a show next Sunday night for Mother's Day that will go down in infamy, and that's not just because I'll be doing my hallowed FDR impression, the people on the show will be really funny and what not and you'll have a great time.











