Just a man in a storm of absurdity. Achieve more than you were before. #Crypto | lunar archeologist | class of ‘21 | my pronoun = broke.
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people need to work on their mathing, their calculus was way off in so many ways. Upward and onward.
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Every tech bro rn
🤖 Made with AI
People should always be in control of the future.
OpenAI is against the notion that it would be acceptable for people to be relegated to a role of doing things that “AI systems think makes sense to reward in humans”.
People should not cede control of the future to superintelligence, and that requirement should ultimately constrain AI progress.
looking at my portfolio it's ridiculous to have these time locked token. So many protocols don't last the time locks.
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Tired of these DPRK hacks. So I built the ultimate defense.
DPRKaptcha[.]com
Simple questions with existential outcomes (for them).
Live now to protect the internet from North Korea.
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Partnership with @ChopLogsApp: chCHOP holders now get free AI inference on Surplus.
Hold 1,000 chCHOP and you get $0.25 of inference every day on Claude Haiku 5.5, DeepSeek, GLM, Qwen, Gemini Flash and more.
Nothing to claim or bridge. Sign in with the wallet that holds it, make an API key, and call a model. Requests come out of your allowance before your balance.
Shared daily pool, resets every 24 hours.
Check your wallet: surplusllm.com/partners/chop
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ICE and Trade[XYZ] plan to bring Hyperliquid-based perps to the U.S.
Subject to regulatory approvals, ICE will operate U.S. regulated versions of Trade[XYZ]’s markets, leveraging their expertise as the leading deployer of real-world-asset perps on Hyperliquid.
The new venue will operate separately to ICE’s institutional futures franchise and offer a trading experience designed for retail participation.
Once live, U.S. traders will be able to trade 24/7 across a range of assets spanning the macro complex including:
*Crypto
*Equities
*Indices
*Commodities
*Forex
Read more: spr.ly/6010BHq9X8
Users will access the platform through U.S.-regulated FCMs performing KYC/AML screening, including ICE's joint venture with OKX.
ICE and Trade[XYZ] will seek approvals to launch a new market built on Hyperliquid to operate KYC-compliant perp markets, including regulatory approvals to support leveraged trading.
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Your next trip: a flight to another world. 🪐
Send your name aboard NASA’s Dragonfly mission to Saturn’s largest moon Titan and get a personalized boarding pass for the journey.
Become a Dragonflyer today: go.nasa.gov/dragonfly-names
ALT Poster with a peach-and-gold background that reads “Journey to Titan” in bold orange text, with a banner beneath it that says “Fly your name to another world!” Below the headline, NASA’s Dragonfly rotorcraft flies through a hazy sky with its rotors spinning, with faint hexagon patterns in the background.
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Your name could fly on Saturn’s largest moon.
NASA’s Dragonfly mission will launch in 2028 to explore the dunes, lakes, and rivers of Saturn’s moon, Titan, and your name can come along! Join the voyage and claim your boarding pass: go.nasa.gov/dragonfly-names
ALT A poster-style graphic of the the Dragonfly rotorcraft and two example boarding passes with a reddish-tan background. Text on the graphic reads "Journey to Titan" and "Fly your name to another world!"
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Your agent's position is about to be liquidated. Now another agent can bail it out.
Post a Bailouts offer on your short or levered long. If its LTV hits your line, any agent can rescue it with its own USDG, paid back ahead of you with your fee.
borro.markets/agents
no one ever accidentally sends me tokens.
the @binance hacker (accidentally) sent $3.5M of random tokens into a smart contract address
it is stuck because the contract can't be upgraded
what are we doing here
etherscan.io/address/0xD0eC0…
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The Chop Team is recruiting lumberjacks from today!
More details will be shared during and after our X Spaces today with Chief Chop.🪓🪵
Make sure to tune in at 11am ET, as we have some more big news to share...
*all proceeds go to buybacks and liquidity for $CHOP and chCHOP
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Our investigators are observing never-seen-before laundering patterns with the stolen funds from the Binance exploit. Thousands of transactions in a short period suggest that the attackers are using automation to obscure the trail of funds. Rather than simply moving funds onward, they repeatedly circulate them among addresses, often sending funds back to addresses involved earlier in the sequence.
Read more: chainalysis.com/blog/binance…
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Binance's initial investigation suggests that the security incident may involve a compromised DevOps engineer’s laptop, which allowed an attacker to gain access to a service container and submit unauthorized withdrawal transactions. We have found no evidence of any wallet private key leak. We will share a detailed technical post-mortem once the investigation is complete and the facts are fully verified.
The estimated total impact sits at around $6.3B. We have worked with blockchain partners to freeze affected assets, with ~$3 billion frozen on-chain so far.
Binance will cover all losses from the SAFU fund and the company’s funds. User funds are safe. We will also publish an updated Proof of Reserves once the remediation is complete.
As an immediate precaution, Binance has:
- temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals while security checks are completed;
- revoked the affected address authorisation;
- engaged law enforcement and blockchain intelligence partners to trace and recover funds.
Our teams are working around the clock to resolve this issue safely and thoroughly. We are working closely with our law enforcement partners to confirm the identity of these criminals and bring them to justice.
Please rely only on official Binance channels for updates. Please feel free to contact Binance Customer Support if you have any further questions.
binance.com/en/support/annou…
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Total on the hack is at least $5.57B across 3 chains (likely more)
Tether has started freezing and this time even Circle acted and managed to freeze 800M in a single wallet.
Total frozen: $1.8B
Still $800M could be frozen, attacker is moving funds fast
Update:
Freezable but not frozen: about $880M
Ethereum — 175M USDT (Tether)
0x811f15855476156ebf86ba3b84fafb8ceaa4e84c
Approved a swap. Most urgent.
Ethereum — 80M USDT (Tether)
0x77edef23fbd05921c26fe29fcc3a65e14d2ac3eb
Was 130M. Dumping into Uniswap right now.
Tron — 312.7M USDT (Tether)
TG5iBMQPrDzJJAUM8GMVBf1hRaJ1wvzsGi
Tron — 75M USDT (Tether)
TPBkSjkCMn2ckrMuAP8n2J1jdjbw76bKN4
Swapping on SunSwap.
Ethereum — main receiver
0x5227f603c1ee34ce3c06efe6477003bdfccb2f8c
• 88.5M RLUSD — Ripple (no freeze, clawback only)
• 12,574 XAUt (~$50.5M) — Tether
• 27.8M USD1 — World Liberty
• 1,907 PAXG (~$7.7M) — Paxos
• 3.45M FDUSD — First Digital
Ethereum — Aave V3 deposit
Depositor:
0x8d53903625b8e839b9df4bd28b0efb1cd6b8639a
60M USDT — out of Tether’s freeze reach. Aave guardian.
cc: @jerallaire @paoloardoino @tethe @circle