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People should always be in control of the future.
OpenAI is against the notion that it would be acceptable for people to be relegated to a role of doing things that “AI systems think makes sense to reward in humans”.
People should not cede control of the future to superintelligence, and that requirement should ultimately constrain AI progress.
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Tired of these DPRK hacks. So I built the ultimate defense.
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Simple questions with existential outcomes (for them).
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ICE and Trade[XYZ] plan to bring Hyperliquid-based perps to the U.S.
Subject to regulatory approvals, ICE will operate U.S. regulated versions of Trade[XYZ]’s markets, leveraging their expertise as the leading deployer of real-world-asset perps on Hyperliquid.
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Users will access the platform through U.S.-regulated FCMs performing KYC/AML screening, including ICE's joint venture with OKX.
ICE and Trade[XYZ] will seek approvals to launch a new market built on Hyperliquid to operate KYC-compliant perp markets, including regulatory approvals to support leveraged trading.
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Your agent's position is about to be liquidated. Now another agent can bail it out.
Post a Bailouts offer on your short or levered long. If its LTV hits your line, any agent can rescue it with its own USDG, paid back ahead of you with your fee.
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The Chop Team is recruiting lumberjacks from today!
More details will be shared during and after our X Spaces today with Chief Chop.🪓🪵
Make sure to tune in at 11am ET, as we have some more big news to share...
*all proceeds go to buybacks and liquidity for $CHOP and chCHOP
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Our investigators are observing never-seen-before laundering patterns with the stolen funds from the Binance exploit. Thousands of transactions in a short period suggest that the attackers are using automation to obscure the trail of funds. Rather than simply moving funds onward, they repeatedly circulate them among addresses, often sending funds back to addresses involved earlier in the sequence.
Read more: chainalysis.com/blog/binance…
Binance's initial investigation suggests that the security incident may involve a compromised DevOps engineer’s laptop, which allowed an attacker to gain access to a service container and submit unauthorized withdrawal transactions. We have found no evidence of any wallet private key leak. We will share a detailed technical post-mortem once the investigation is complete and the facts are fully verified.
The estimated total impact sits at around $6.3B. We have worked with blockchain partners to freeze affected assets, with ~$3 billion frozen on-chain so far.
Binance will cover all losses from the SAFU fund and the company’s funds. User funds are safe. We will also publish an updated Proof of Reserves once the remediation is complete.
As an immediate precaution, Binance has:
- temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals while security checks are completed;
- revoked the affected address authorisation;
- engaged law enforcement and blockchain intelligence partners to trace and recover funds.
Our teams are working around the clock to resolve this issue safely and thoroughly. We are working closely with our law enforcement partners to confirm the identity of these criminals and bring them to justice.
Please rely only on official Binance channels for updates. Please feel free to contact Binance Customer Support if you have any further questions.
binance.com/en/support/annou…
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Total on the hack is at least $5.57B across 3 chains (likely more)
Tether has started freezing and this time even Circle acted and managed to freeze 800M in a single wallet.
Total frozen: $1.8B
Still $800M could be frozen, attacker is moving funds fast
Update:
Freezable but not frozen: about $880M
Ethereum — 175M USDT (Tether)
0x811f15855476156ebf86ba3b84fafb8ceaa4e84c
Approved a swap. Most urgent.
Ethereum — 80M USDT (Tether)
0x77edef23fbd05921c26fe29fcc3a65e14d2ac3eb
Was 130M. Dumping into Uniswap right now.
Tron — 312.7M USDT (Tether)
TG5iBMQPrDzJJAUM8GMVBf1hRaJ1wvzsGi
Tron — 75M USDT (Tether)
TPBkSjkCMn2ckrMuAP8n2J1jdjbw76bKN4
Swapping on SunSwap.
Ethereum — main receiver
0x5227f603c1ee34ce3c06efe6477003bdfccb2f8c
• 88.5M RLUSD — Ripple (no freeze, clawback only)
• 12,574 XAUt (~$50.5M) — Tether
• 27.8M USD1 — World Liberty
• 1,907 PAXG (~$7.7M) — Paxos
• 3.45M FDUSD — First Digital
Ethereum — Aave V3 deposit
Depositor:
0x8d53903625b8e839b9df4bd28b0efb1cd6b8639a
60M USDT — out of Tether’s freeze reach. Aave guardian.
cc: @jerallaire @paoloardoino @tethe @circle
ok safe to say binance is pwned
The biggest assets were approximately:
• 1.615B USDT
• 62.6M RLUSD
• 29,934 wBETH
• 11,372 XAUt
• 6.19M UNI
• 198.4M ENA
• 7.175T PEPE
• 27.8M USD1
• 2.26M LINK
• 127,853 AAVE
about $2.5B at the explorer’s prices.
1. The attacker deployed a delegate contract, 0x63e842b0...73e9c6fAe, from the relayer at 15:59 UTC.
2. About four hours later, the relayer submitted an EIP-7702 authorization transaction
That installed the malicious 7702 delegate code on Binance 14.
3. The relayer then made a call to Binance 14, executing the delegate code, and transferring Binance 14’s ETH and token balances.
4. The calldata is labeled sweep(address, address[]). The second argument is a list of recognizable token-contract addresses plus the zero-address (eth).
5. The same relayer later used the same delegate to move 780M USDC from Binance Hot Wallet 34 into the same pool
• The relayer 0x7C... was funded by three Tornado Cash 0.1 ETH withdrawals over the prior two days.
• The same pool also received 28,005.6 ETH from Binance 16 24 seconds after the main sweep.
• The pool then forwarded 195,460 ETH to a fresh, unlabeled EOA
• That EOA has only one transaction and currently holds the 195,460 ETH.
What's a bit unclear is why the relayer was needed in the first place. If they had the private keys to the Binance wallets, they could have just sent the assets out in an atomic bundle without needing a relayer at all.
So it seems likely that they didn't have the private keys and instead just had the 7702 auth signatures, which must have been phished somehow.
I think we can go ahead and assume DPRK.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to:
Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund
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Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources
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Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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We've identified & fixed an issue impacting our international platform, Polymarket.com. One of our 3rd party providers was compromised, and we have referred this to relevant law enforcement.
Anyone who has been impacted will be made whole.
Out of an abundance of caution, we have temporarily halted trading & are working to bring the platform back online.

































