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Joined July 2014
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there’s nothing as cinematic as β€œgood as gold” playing as tom sandoval has a mental breakdown in the parking lot #pumprules
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
Worth noting in the last 3 years that Florida’s republican governorship vetoed over $4 million dollars in drainage improvement projects in Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties alone. Election Day is tomorrow.
Crazy flooding as Florida Panthers fans leave the stadium tonight🌊😳| #ONLYinDADE
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
Como eu me sinto colocando "!!!" no final da frase
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Me all day after yesterday’s episode of #rhoslc
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.
I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
EVERYBODY GET UP ITS OCTOBER 1ST
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
there’s layers to this
bronwyn on wwhl wearing the christian louboutin rippled banan peel pumps #rhoslc
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
Karma is her guy on the Chiefs πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
Asked a kid what his favorite Toy Story character is and he said the iPad
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
tuve que enviar dos emails hoy
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
Sex and the city if they did coke
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
odysseus' crew for half the odyssey
Does it get better no worries if not
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
when dorinda said β€œmartinis are like breasts… two are great, three are too many” she meant it
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
She saw The Odyssey was trending and said let me show you a real Greek tragedy
πŸ’” "RHOSLC" Angie Katsanevas and Shawn Trujillo separate after 27 years of marriage. Exclusive details: tmz.com/2026/07/20/angie-kat…
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
β€˜Hannah Montana: The Movie’ star Taylor Swift is now officially married to Travis Kelce.
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
this weekend was so bagel… #Everything
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
Yall think this is funny but it’s truly sad. A man could literally be dying and still have enough energy to sexually assault a woman trying to save his life.
Knicks fan passed out at the parade, a woman saves his life and bro IMMEDIATELY tries to kiss her πŸ˜­πŸ’€ INSANE
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
We have this, but kids cancer research was deemed wasteful spending.
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
how it feels makin room for someone in the movie theater so they can get to their seat
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emily πŸ«§πŸŽ€πŸ₯ retweeted
she just wanted the real tea
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