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Kampala, Uganda
Joined December 2011
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When you analyse the data that's when you realise how bad it is out there. Developers are using brunch stats to build apartments ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
it's actually worse than this... that is a household number (a household may have up to 5 people) the median number for an adult man is about 150k for a kampala man specifically, it's about ugsh 400k
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Dem still Dey promise us borehole water for this side. ๐Ÿ’”
๐ŸšจCHINA ACABA DE PRESENTAR UNA PIZARRA CON IA QUE CONVIERTE DIBUJOS EN MODELOS 3D EN TIEMPO REAL Ya estรก funcionando en 60.000 escuelas con 160 millones de estudiantes. Dibujas un cubo en la pizarra. La IA lo convierte en un modelo 3D que gira, marca los รกngulos y las รกreas sola, y te explica cada paso en vivo. Lo mostraron en plena conferencia mundial de IA en Shanghai. Esto no es un prototipo. Ya estรก en las aulas.
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Some of my millennial friends can't even tell the difference between Afro House and Amapiano. Every time I play Afro House, they're like, โ€œSpinny, you play too much Amapiano all the time!โ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ Now imagine Black Coffee comes to Uganda! ๐Ÿ’€
Black Coffee will come to Uganda and guys will say he is weak
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when she starts crying instead of answering the question
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Luka Doncic trying to guard Steph Curry
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Stop it Steph Curry ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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WE GOT FLEETWOOD ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Eu toda vez que um total desconhecido vence o cรขncer:
MINHA MAMรƒE VENCEU O Cร‚NCER
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December 18th 2022
Iโ€™ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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ุงู„ุณูƒุงู† ุงู„ุฃุตู„ูŠูŠู† ู„ุญูู„ ุงู„ุจุงู„ู†ุฏูˆุฑ
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me after making love to my beautiful princess
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L. Messi 3โ€™
Question to Barcelona fans: Do you think this current barca team can beat 2010 barca team?
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You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasnโ€™t salad
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My first 100 days in power I would execute about 35 people for corruption, starting with the obvious recurring names then the iron sheets cohort. These would be public executions with an option of death by stoning from the perpetratorsโ€™ victims (constituents)
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When bro suggests we touch another location at 3:48am
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When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app
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100k at the gate?๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚. You can close your gate please
50k used to be for a VIP ticket at most events; now its early bird.
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When I arrive at a crying competition for Messi and I see scaloni and Enzo Fernandez
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Argentina players: So Coach what do we do in the second half? Scaloni in the dressing room:
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Anything anyone can do with a football, he does better.. #Messi
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