occide i fiori et l’erba, o dove vince lui il ghiaccio et la neve; ponmi ov’è ’l carro suo temprato et leve, et ov’è chi ce ’l rende, o chi ce ’l serba;
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Um macaco entra num bar…
— Tem banana?
— Isto é um bar. Não temos banana.
No dia seguinte o mesmo macaco no bar…
— Tem banana?
— Não. Não temos banana.
No terceiro dia o macaco entra…
— Tem banana?
O barman apoia as duas mãos no balcão e diz:
— Escuta aqui, macaco. Não temos banana. Se você pedir banana de novo, vou te amarrar no balcão!
No quarto dia o macaco chega, desconfiado…
— Tem corda?
— Não.
— E banana?
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While Clouseau is busy questioning the blind man and his monkey about their street performance permit, a bank robbery takes place right behind him, and he doesn't notice a thing.
A classic comedy scene from "The Return of the Pink Panther".
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It's genuinely difficult to imagine how anyone could write this sketch. Utter genius...
Jan Bøhler: - Arbeiderpartiet Er Ikke Arbeidernes Parti Lenger youtu.be/n0DpWRzFgqU?si=L5jZ… via @YouTube
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After Seeing Election Results, Trump Announces Retaliatory Tariffs On America buff.ly/4wppxgt
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It’s #SlocombeThursday and Mrs Slocombe met a young man in the pub.
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I’m no fan of English football but Harry Kane seems like a nice guy to me and well deserved his award. And those slating his very pretty wife for her looks, mostly repulsive men, need to get off their porn sites for a bit and get out into the real world.
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De samme spørsmålene. De samme svarene. De samme innrømmelsene. År etter år. "Vi har ikke gjort nok. Vi må ta grep" Så ta de fordømte grepene da. Ordene går på repeat, mens handlingen uteblir. Norsk politikk er en endeløs reprise av folk som lover å rydde opp i eget rot. Dørgende kjedelig. Utrolig slitsomt!
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Catherine Schell couldn’t survive multiple takes of Peter Sellers’ Bogart impression in Return of the Pink Panther (1975) without breaking.
Blake Edwards finally had to give up and leave them in the final cut.
“Here is lurking at you, kid.” 🤣
UD ville fase ut støtten – Rød-Larsens tankesmie fikk likevel 32 millioner inyheter.no/23/10/2026/ud-vi…
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