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Senior Beamline Scientist. Scatters X-rays at small angles #pewpew Likes MOFs and porous materials

Oxfordshire
Joined September 2010
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
About last night…
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
A few great non-Picard, non-Professor X Patrick Stewart roles: 1: Sir Leondegrance in Excalibur. 2: Sejanus in I, Claudius. 3: Vladimir Lenin in Fall of Eagles. 4: Darcy the skinhead leader in Green Room.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
Betelgeuse is fading again, and the most famous red star in the sky is starting to feel like a countdown. It’s been dimming since August. Again. That word matters, because this star already pulled the same trick back in late 2019, when it dropped so hard that people genuinely started watching for an explosion. Here’s the part that gets me. When Betelgeuse finally goes supernova, nobody will need a telescope or a live feed to catch it. The blast will be visible from right here on Earth, with your own eyes. Step outside and find Orion. That red glow in the top left corner? It’s living on borrowed time.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
When you started the job to be financially stable and now you are mentally unstable
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Contender for the best tweet of 2026.
Ukraine is moving Russian data to the cloud.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
incredible how cats can detect the softest most sensitive organs in a human body for the sole purpose of standing on them with the weight of the sun concentrated into tiny kitty paws
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
And they said this website was dead.
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Viernes para juzgar
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It’s a #Caturday #ChaiSearch! Find the kitty in this pile of tea! Comment and retweet when you see me (no spoilers).
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
People are always trying to entice introverts out of their comfort zone and "let their hair down" a little. Why doesn't anyone ever ask extroverts to calm down and shut the fuck up for a few minutes?
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
sorry not sorry
Oh noooo WHY IS THIS SO TRUE
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
Replying to @daniellismore
The thing about Thatcherism is that eventually you run out of assets to sell off cheap to your mates
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
How come everyone forces introverts to leave their comfort zone for a while but no one forces extroverts to shut the fuck up for a while
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
Currently the Clacton By-election appears to be a choice between A) a novelty act with no real policies B) Count Binface.
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
The UK government is cutting funding for its technology and science centres This is a grave mistake that will cost the country dearly in the long term! question by @OllyGloverLD
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Dr Andy Smith (@evilokapi.bsky.social) retweeted
Game on, Nige.
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