A Southern Man

I don't identify well with perfect people having the perfect life. I'm with the non peopling misfits tripping thru life while saying the wrong thing every damn time.

Ask if you don't know how… not me but ask someone.

Ostrich with their head in the sand is my new life plan. The less you know!!

When did your political party become more important than being an American?

I didn’t realize so much of adulthood would be spent trying to fart silently.

I guess it's the democrats turn to disappoint us, the independent voters.

It would actually be more interesting to always turn the clock backwards instead of back and forth.

Guy walks in on his two buddies having sex. "What the hell is going on?!" One gasps, "He's having a heart attack!" Guy says, "Did you try mouth-to-mouth?" Buddy says, "How do you think this all started?"

I am I don’t need friends but it’s nice to have friends years old.

Be careful wishing karma on everyone else if you aren’t willing to receive it yourself.

Yep, another dang time change my body has to adjust to. Can’t we just pick one and stick to it?

It’s 2026, all shirts should have a pocket.

Peace is my most special friend.

I miss having a straight drive vehicle.

Boo!!!! Happy Halloween y'all.

I wish bathroom deodorizers would pick a new scent. I’m tired of every bathroom smelling like someone shit a Christmas tree.

So in honor of Halloween what is your favorite horror movie? Mine is 30 days of night with Tucker and Dale vs evil as a strong contender.