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Professional Word Gardener

@heatherjs

Professional Word Gardener https://nitter.cf/t.co/gRqiSrjDBE

 California, USA
Joined September 2008
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I'm a fierce writer, in the field as the dawn draws near and everyone's mind's a blank with uncontrolled slumber.
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I keep an analog clock around so that I can see what time it really is.
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Wordle 1,961 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Took a nap today so I’m never getting tired now.
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Turn my clocks back? In this economy?
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Stu, For Real@StuForRealOct 31
For Halloween i'm handing out hard facts
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Matty@bestestname19h
Probiotics: Good for you Antibiotics: Also good for you
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Richard Harris@RichHarris222h
When you know something really good will happen sometime but you just have no way of envisioning it at present.
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Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrenceOct 31
People who text a question and then never respond to the answer … did you text and then throw your phone in the ocean?
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No trick or treaters this year. It rained. But I used to go with my kids in the snow!
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Nothing lasts forever. Turning pain into purpose and sadness into saving. The only direction is forward.
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I’m still Octobering. 🎃👻🕸️🐈‍⬛
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If I have to workout, then everything else has to workout too.
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Hey Happy Halloween! 🎃
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Beyond Tomorrow
@OrgPhysicsOct 31
Now that’s truly terrifying😰🎃
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DaddyJew@DaddyJewOct 31
having blood shot eyes all Halloween to maintain my spookiness
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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerOct 30
I don't eat at IHOP because I let my diplomatic credentials lapse in 2006.
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Damon Hunzeker
@DamonHunzekerOct 31
That cat isn’t in a hat — it should be called The Cat With Part of His Head in a Hat.
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) profile picture
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
@Bob_JankeOct 31
I set my clocks back to August 31, 1939 so I can stop WWII
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@SwedishCanaryOct 30
This pilot wins Best Halloween costume ever… 😆
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 30
a haunted house but every room has a project manager asking for a status update
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