Flatbedicus

Barry Soetoro, aka Barack Husein Obama has done more than any other President before him. Here is a list of his impressive accomplishments: 1. First President to be photographed smoking a joint 2. First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner 3. First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in 4. First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating of the United States 5. First President to violate the War Powers Act 6. First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico 7. First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party 8. First President to spend a trillion dollars on "shovel-ready" jobs when there was no such thing as "shovel-ready" jobs 9. First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters 10. First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat 11. First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions 12. First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees 13. First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign 14. First President to terminate America’s ability to put a man in space 15. First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation 16. First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present 17. First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it 18. First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases 19. First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory 20. First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN) 21. First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago 22. First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal) 23. First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case 24. First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office 25. First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists 26. First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office 27. First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records 28. First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it 29. First President to go on multiple "global apology tours" and concurrent "insult our friends" tours 30. First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers 31. First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife 32. First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102000 a year at taxpayer expense 33. First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense 34. First President to repeat the Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth 35. First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona) 36. First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they "volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences” 37. Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion I feel much better now. I had been under the impression he hadn't been doing ANYTHING Such an accomplished individua