From a supporter: l always said you were the best looking man on Twitter and I still stand by it. Shame you’ve got a kitchen like a junkies squat
127 metres up
Joined November 2009
- Tweets102K
- Following2.4K
- Followers1.4K
- Likes54.7K
Pinned Tweet
Reflection gives the brain an opportunity to pause amidst the chaos, untangle and sort through observations and experiences, consider multiple possible interpretations, and create meaning. This meaning becomes learning,and i’ve learnt you aren’t able to call D*an* A**ot* a c**t😬
Chris retweeted
Absolute silence in the press and in the papers or on the news.
Imagine if this was a @reformparty_uk mp??? There’d be absolute pandemonium all over the airways, in the papers and on the news channels.
@BBCBreaking @itvnews @Channel4News @SkyNews @GMB @GBNEWS not a sausage!
I regularly do the headbutt thing with the Granddaughter , she loves it.😬
I also do the ‘Welsh’ thing with the Current Mrs Flemoil when I’m confirming something she’s asking about
We live in a Bottom script
Chris retweeted
Go easy on the praise, I don't wanna rip me tights.
#Bottom #Halloween
“Coventry City outfought them and showed more quality. That should worry everyone.”
Cheeky mare 😂 #PUSB
Damaging defeat for Sunderland. Hard to see where they go from here. Bottom after nine games, five points and 17 conceded.
An alarming drop-off from too many individuals. Coventry City outfought them and showed more quality. That should worry everyone.
Awful. Thoughts?
#SAFC
I wasn’t dreaming then😉
Immense #PUSB
🔢 - Ethan Pinnock made most clearances (10) & blocks (3) for the Sky Blues 🆚 @SunderlandAFC. Captain FANTASTIC. #PUSB
Chris retweeted
The concept of “operating at a loss” only exists in the Public sector.
In the Private sector, you operate at a profit or your business fails.
This is why people who work in the Public sector, should never be in control of the rules around Private enterprise.
“Flaunts” 🤔
It’s a before and before pic isn’t it?
Chrissy Metz flaunts 100-lb weight loss while gushing about surprise side effects of GLP-1 trib.al/Ix7GirT
Chris retweeted
So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right?
1
Chris retweeted
As an Aston Villa fan, and someone who can’t stand Jamie Carragher, this is incredibly embarrassing.
Taking legal action against a football pundit over a few hurty words just makes us look insecure.
Why are we even giving this man more attention?
Well that’s a shame 😬
Telegraph columnist Allison Pearson is reportedly about to leave the newspaper amid significant job cuts to the newsroom theguardian.com/media/2026/o…
Chris retweeted
NOW — The Home Office has released the list of social media posts its Standards and Compliance Unit observed about Prevent in 2024.
The department disclosed:
• A post of mine criticising a local-council training module that directed staff to report anyone sharing “anti-immigration views” to counter-terrorism police.
• A post from @Con_Tomlinson criticising the Home Office’s RICU unit and the fact Prevent designated Douglas Murray a far-right extremist.
Dozens of other public posts and articles are listed raising the same position, “Prevent training focuses heavily on the far-right while downplaying Islamist extremism.”
This unit, known as “StaCU” - is collecting and logging criticism of Prevent’s training bias.
The original request for this material was refused under national-security and health-and-safety exemptions.
Disclosure only happened after the applicant went to the ICO.
