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I need Nathan Fielder to spend 30 days living with them
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people:
“That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
FMyLife retweeted
Sometimes you're reading a philosopher opine over some topic or other and you just pause and realise...it's a load of wank
FMyLife retweeted
HOW ARE PEOPLE GOING TO USE YOUR STUPID FUCKING PRODUCT IF THEY CAN’T HAVE A COMPUTER. WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
Sam Altman says its bad that everyone's personal computers are using the world's limited supply of memory chips.
"It’s quite terrible to have everybody have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAMs sitting in their own computer, and being used 5% of the time. Like, you want maximum utilization."
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