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@mainslayrrr14h

hate when he don’t do what i say #authoritarianpussy

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Claire@cutepuppyz1Oct 29

I get chest pains when I am invited somewhere

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Sendvic@foidmaxingSep 16

Deep down I believe you know you’re a monster too

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gumpy🇵🇸@speedgumpOct 28

minion pussy is probably so soft and tight with lips that just wrap right around your fingers. theyre always asking for banana and i bet it’d feel so good to give it to them. i wonder what minion brain feels like

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ً@ha__1eyOct 26

I’ll take my time even if there is none

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An Lushan@KraterocratOct 27

If you're eccentric, they lynch you.

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Anderwind@moidrapist88Oct 27

Ich liebe es, Frauen im Alltag zu sehen, die elegant und schick gekleidet sind. Es macht die Stadt ein bisschen schöner.

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meez.@abortedamyadamsOct 26

seventeen thirty eight ayyyyyy i'm like hey wassup hello

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Claire@cutepuppyz1Oct 26

If I were a guy I’d be a stone cold manlet trucel

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@nazbowling102Oct 26

Twitter Catholics whenever they touch their penis:

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Anon@napehuffer83Oct 26

Last night I cried really bad because I couldn't jerk off is that normal Like I wanted to jerk off really really bad but I couldn't because its a mortal sin so I just got really upset and cried because I just really wanted to masturbate

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Claire@cutepuppyz1Oct 27

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt. Just kidding I don’t. I would never know how she felt. Incredible woman.

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@BitchassChickenOct 26

if your pastor is wearing jorts you’re going to hell

@ProtestiaOct 25

'Pastor' Kim of Limitless Church rocking the Versace platform heels for a mere $1158 (plus 30% off) during a recent sermon.

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@brigdeoverstyxOct 26

Lying on the sperm donor application. These lesbians are getting gigaretard sperm, but at least the kid'll be handsome.

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mari@heiligefawnOct 26

cute small horse monday

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Image from mari (@heiligefawn)

Image from mari (@heiligefawn)

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rap game juan toscano anderson@ccont009Oct 26

ive jerked off in places you wouldn't get a boner in

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shakur@641shakurOct 26

What is the world even about

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Jtrocksforever@jtrocksforeverOct 25

“My pussy is Japanese style tiny pussy”

ジャムおじ3

Replying to @NISY1233

でかすぎてまんこに入らなかったので、（私のまんこはJapanese Style ちっちゃいまんこ）まんこは怪我していません。ありがとう。

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@PunishedBPHMOct 25

When you're hot enough you can be openly right wing at parties with no reputational damage.

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ams@jeunefoireOct 25

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Image from ams (@jeunefoire)

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daily monica bellucci@belluccidailyOct 25

Image from daily monica bellucci (@belluccidaily)

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