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Happy Halloween!
I love found-footage horror films, warts and all. But more than that, I'm fascinated by genuine found footage.
So on this spookiest of days, I researched one of my favorites:
The Redwood City Arsonist
AFAIK, this thread is the fullest single summation of it.
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A funny little sidenote to this race is that over 41k people voted for Marisa Simonetti, recently convicted of two crimes for throwing tarantulas, nails, and other Home Alone detritus at a woman renting out her basement who asked her to call pest control for a spider infestation
BREAKING: Democrat Peggy Flanagan wins U.S. Senate race in Minnesota, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4A9i7b8
ALT BREAKING: Democrat Peggy Flanagan wins U.S. Senate race in Minnesota, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/minnesota-senate-results
A funny little sidenote to this race is that over 41k people voted for Marisa Simonetti, recently convicted of two crimes for throwing tarantulas, nails, and other Home Alone detritus at a woman renting out her basement who asked her to call pest control for a spider infestation
BREAKING: Democrat Peggy Flanagan wins U.S. Senate race in Minnesota, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4A9i7b8
ALT BREAKING: Democrat Peggy Flanagan wins U.S. Senate race in Minnesota, NBC News projects. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-elections/minnesota-senate-results
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If you think this is about “hurt feelings” sry you’re a child. Stevens has been making veiled threats (of, at minimum, un-endorsing) for weeks unless El Sayed denounced ALL his meaningful criticisms of israel. He refused. At some point AIPAC had to follow through on these threats
NEW
The New York Times, which spoke to Haley Stevens, basically reports that this was all about hurt feelings.
So many people today made this all about Stevens putting country over party.
“On Sunday morning, Ms. Stevens woke up angry about being told not to come to church. She called Mr. Rogers and asked if they could attend church together, a gesture he immediately embraced, she later explained. She told none of her friends and allies in Democratic politics about her plans.”
Full Story: nyti.ms/47UNnid
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#ImWeakFor a girl who will kiss you first :)
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Genuinely fucking disgusting. These people live among us. All cops are bastards, every single one of them.
New: Ingram, Texas, was just rebuilding from a devastating flood when its tiny police department enrolled in ICE’s 287(g) deportation program. Within a year, cops would hand over the equivalent of 10% of the town. propub.li/47FL1Uh
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Dude was in over 400 movies. He did EVERYTHING. Big action films, indie horror, tv.
Before Ari Aster broke in, Richard Riehle would lead one of his short films the same year he was in 13 movies. He could hold his own with any A-lister.
One of the most reliable men in Hollywood
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And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL
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A bloke who drank in my pub told me he had a “frictionless tunnel” that went direct to Fatboy Slim’s house and he visited him in the night
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Sydney Sweeney on draftkings commercial [licking lips]: relax… it’s just sports ;)
Father of 4 on vacation in Pigeon Forge: I think I’ll kill my whole family when they get back to the hotel. Yeah that’s what I’ll do.
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Today in Austin, TX, a 28-year-old Venezuelan man named Wilber Rafael Garces Perez was shot by an ICE agent. His wife spent hours keeping a heartbreaking vigil outside the hospital, enduring an agonizing wait.
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I would love to move to Utah just to be openly, virulently bigoted against Mormons
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banshees of inisherin? more like ban CDs of ed sheeran. hate that guy
