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natalie

@gabagools

28, she/her, NOT italian. @minutemaidpunch ’s new account because i can’t reset my password and twitter support does not exist

 somewhere north of sf
Joined March 2021
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i love my country california
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this post is so funny because it presupposes a world where people who share the first name are somehow connected and responsible for each others crimes, like if a guy named Gary killed someone and suddenly every Gary on Earth was suspect.
Hurad (@iamhurad) profile pictureHurad
@iamhuradNov 4
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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My momma so strict when I was younger she would ask me what i wanted to watch for movie night and if i picked a comedy she would say “Jasmine it’s too late to be laughing”
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How I behave stone cold sober at a corporate lunch on a weekday
kitchie na doll ꩜ (@ladyveng3ance) profile picturekitchie na doll ꩜@ladyveng3anceNov 5
love her vibe sm like that’s a drag queen trapped in a woman’s body
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when i meet dr pepper
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char@brooklynbroke19h
social anxiety moodboard
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jon ossoff is anti medicare for all, anti green new deal, pro ICE, and pro israel. he cannot be anywhere close to being the nominee for president in 2028
full slack (@fullslack_) profile picturefull slack@fullslack_Jul 27
Do you support the Green New Deal? Ossoff [smugly]: no Do you support Medicare for All? Ossoff [smugly]: no Do you support abolishing ICE? Ossoff [smugly]: no Any poll that has Jon Ossoff or Gavin Newsom as more likely to win a general election over AOC is a junk poll.
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this video is so funny i can’t stop watching it owmdhshsmls
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House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) profile pictureHouse Judiciary Dems
@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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days@Dayscd22h
Flushing my socks down the toilet till it clogs then calling the police
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✅ Allow McDonald’s App to access Contacts, make phone calls, send texts, and act on my behalf
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it is HELL. fucking hell. so many people’s lives are like this and we are trapped and the peloton disney+ class isn’t going to help us.
visual basic (@visualbasic97) profile picturevisual basic
@visualbasic9713h
what the hell is going on in america b
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what are we doing man
suhauna hussain (@suhaunah) profile picturesuhauna hussain@suhaunahNov 5
California voters appear to have approved Proposition 38, which was authored by billionaire Gary K. Michelson and will fund his immunology research institute to the tune of $4.2 billion. But the institute had only 3 employees as of September. @mzinshteyn calmatters.org/politics/elec…
This institute could get $4 billion from a ballot measure. With just three workers, is it ready?

This institute could get $4 billion from a ballot measure. With just three workers, is it ready?

If California voters approve it, Prop. 38 will direct $4 billion to one research institute. Only one institute currently qualifies for the money.

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reject doordash. embrace frozen foods and instant noodles
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People don't really remember it anymore but he was manipulating the X algorithm to boost stuff like the Haitians-eating-pets posts, and later the drone scare, so those stories would end up in trad media. Coverage would inevitably link back to X as evidence it was all real.
Chef Anthony Thomas (@ChefAnthonyDC) profile pictureChef Anthony Thomas
@ChefAnthonyDCNov 4
Yeah Elon definitely rigged the 2024 election
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ashley@ashsorceress2Nov 4
funniest part about this tweet is that elon has absolutely seen it lmao
verdant gel (@verdant_gel) profile pictureverdant gel@verdant_gelNov 4
Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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why is the small woman always so cruel to strict asian obama
Ben (@bentolate) profile pictureBen
@bentolateNov 4
Music carrier over, elections lost, and now no more Chucky memes @NICKIMINAJ
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remembering when i was working the cash register at the store i used to work at and a lady was like “hey can you watch this for a second” from behind while i was super slammed and the “it” in question was her baby
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he’s going to burst into flames
𓂆 (@marissqs) profile picture𓂆@marissqsNov 4
the concept of jd vance having to hold a quran when he swears in abdul
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.@Dboysback65Nov 5
People at work will be like “so what ya eating” and it’s clear as day that your eating spaghetti, lmao like back your stupid ass up please.
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s4lvia@strawb3rrlNov 5
i can tell how someone feels about me by making it up in my head
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