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Writer, poet, and JP/EN translator based in Nagasaki. "On Japan" article series now available on Substack. Hebrews 4:14-16

Nagasaki-shi, Nagasaki
Joined May 2019
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For anyone who didn't see the first post, I started a Substack this month. I plan on posting weekly articles about Japan, as well as news posts on current happenings for paid subscribers. afgarrisonwriting.substack.c…
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ハウステンボスって住めるんだ…
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I'm currently in a situation where I hear the Japanese theme song *far* more than the English version, and the funniest things about it are that the clips make far more sense aligned with the Japanese lyrics and the English version is just straight cooler.
The original POKÉMON theme had millions of kids ready to leave home, travel across the world and become the very best. Jason Paige sang like winning the Pokémon League was a matter of life and death. An all-time childhood anthem. ⚡️
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The original POKÉMON theme had millions of kids ready to leave home, travel across the world and become the very best. Jason Paige sang like winning the Pokémon League was a matter of life and death. An all-time childhood anthem. ⚡️
Which TV show has an intro so good you never skip it, no matter how many times you’ve watched it?
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The search for the next James Bond is over. Bone. Wishbone.
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There's something loathe in me to actually pay money for the premium version of this platform, but another part of me wonders how much of an impact boosting posts about my Substack articles might have.
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Next year Breath of the Wild will be 10 years old. To put that into perspective, that's the amount of time it took to go from A Link to the Past to Windwaker
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I really can't ever get over the fact that Nintendo ads internationally are pretty muted in tone and design, but Nintendo ads in Japan pretty much always use some big celebrity out-of-pocket. It always gets a laugh out of me.
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"Mario Mahjong 6 is now available! You can tell it's fun because [currently trending 20's-something actress] is playing it!"
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2005年11月10日発売 ニンテンドーゲームキューブ『マリオパーティ7』任天堂
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I'm going to be that guy; Kyoto (京都) and Tokyo (東京) are named as such because "Kyoto," which literally means "capital city," was Japan's capital for centuries. When the emperor moved to Edo in 1868, they renamed it "Tokyo," or "eastern capital," to designate his presence.
Que exista Tokio y Kioto es chistoso. Es como si existieran Chihuahua y Huahuachi.
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It's a bit of a hot button issue these days, but the thing that effectively killed my attitude that the closer the translation the better was actually becoming a JP/EN translator and realizing just how little a 1 to 1 translation would actually work.
Once my day-to-day Japanese became a bit more natural I learned that OFTEN the answer to "how would you say XYZ in Japanese" is "you would probably not." Once internalize that, it becomes obvious why Japanese translates to English so differently depending on context.
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Check out my Substack if you want more pieces on Japan! The fastest article is on the tourism industry, with a new post every Friday! substack.com/@afgarrisonwrit…
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I'm pretty sure we already did this in the 90s.
A popular zero-stress hobby among modern young people in China is raising pet bricks.  You take a brick home, spray it with water, and watch moss grow on it.
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Come on, Disney's animation department might be struggling right now but I wouldn't call it "dead" yet.
It always makes me smile when people compare the endings, even though one of them are singing in front of a dead body
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This isn't to say that you can or should add your own meaning to translations, but there's a lot of nuance that gets lost if you just use one-to-one wording.
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The desire to translate something online from Japanese to English because you understand the source text is inversely proportional to how good at Japanese you are.
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和食に美味しいものが数えないほど多いのに初めて食べる人には豪華で代表的な存在のようになっているお寿司を紹介するしかないという同じ感覚だからでしょうね。
アメリカ人は他にもこんな美味しそうな食べ物があるのにどうして日本人にバーベキューしか紹介してくれないんだ?🥺
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稲佐山と旧出島神学校
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People in the comments are saying things like, "We should bring this back," but I'm pretty sure this is why paintball and airsoft are still popular to this day.
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People (guys mostly) like shooting at each other without the risk of actual death or injury. This will probably be true until the end of time.
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