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soothsayer

@giulia_ak

writer / video producer / fat tail sheep

 nyc / italia
giuliaak.substack.com
Joined June 2012
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plus ça change etc etc
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im afraid i have drunkenly acquired the tfl arsenal shirt and Yes it has my baby bukayo’s name on the back
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i love baltimore i can’t believe it’s real
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I hate when shit happens to girls/you, I really think girls should live very long, like every girl should atleast have a 50 year run!!!
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NOELLE 🦭@Sealyne_Nov 10
Someone on reddit posted how their dad looked after a seal in the 70s dude.. ☹️
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quantum of solace and oppenheimer both edited like a fucking panic attack
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shreya@shreyabasu003Nov 9
Paneer is so good #PaneerFandom
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nerp•augh@nerpaughNov 11
goodnight every buddy. seal you whenever!
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cart@artsenalfanNov 9
gøatdegaard and ballondueke #afc
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mikey@gay_liltNov 10
Brits got me fucked up with their ontological linguistics. So pudding can refer to any dessert but you’re gonna get mad if I call a digestive a cookie? Don’t piss me off.
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i love being an arsenal fan and a fiction writer. what exactly is stopping me from writing an entire chapter featuring a fictional north london derby (that arsenal wins) in my novel about cowboys and hollywood and patricide. the answer is nothing
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Tobias@tobiasckrockpotNov 7
There is no longer a big six it’s just us and Brighton
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Tobias@tobiasckrockpotNov 7
Get fucked to death you cheating bastards.
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@ManCityNov 7
73. Forest score a third. 🌳 3-1 🤍
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Tobias@tobiasckrockpotNov 7
Beautiful football from forest today
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@XolidCityNov 7
Manchester City vs Nottingham Forest has just kicked off. Maresca is about to school Arteta on what beautiful football actually looks like. The scoreline will speak for itself. Just sit back and watch.
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was discussing this with luke at the arsenal bar and the guy sat next to us was yemeni and was like “nah ur right tbh”
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this is nuts but also kind of on brand for them their operations seem to run like a well oiled machine
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hilarious detail about this guy— i asked if he had an instagram and he was like “no i used to work there and got rid of it”
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bend it over Delap and SPANK IT
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walked in on a girl pissing and my genius response was “ooOoOOoP!!!! SORRY!!!!!!” girl. grow up!!!!! apologize like an adult!!!
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this is nuts but also kind of on brand for them their operations seem to run like a well oiled machine
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@DoubleEphNov 6
You have to email the Houthis if you want your ship to cross the Red Sea. They reply within 24hrs
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not al@lightbrighttsNov 7
FAMILY FC
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nerp•augh@nerpaughNov 7
good morning every buddy
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