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This is only funny if you perceive the "Houthis" as a ragtag militia of cavemen, rather than the state that they are, where the people receiving and responding to shipping emails are regular suit-and-tie civil servants, waking up at 8 every morning to go to work
tyro (@DoubleEph) profile picturetyro
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You have to email the Houthis if you want your ship to cross the Red Sea. They reply within 24hrs
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Victoria Rose
@woahhvickyyy3h
Dudes be quick to list the girls they cracked but keep the dudes a secret
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Victoria Rose
@woahhvickyyy3h
Ngl it might be sum wrong with me but it's sum right too
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りりあんぬ葵＊LillyTactical (@LillianneMoo) profile pictureりりあんぬ葵＊LillyTactical
@LillianneMooNov 5
POV: GUN PEOPLE AFTER MIDTERM VOTES ARE IN
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Just a generational retard
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
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I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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BRASILWIRE@BRASILWIRE19h
Lula on Flávio Bolsonaro: “Jinx! Trump lost as soon as he arrived in the US”.
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Faytuks Network
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New Trump Truth Social post:
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Captive Dreamer:
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2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 (@hueoops) profile picture
2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸@hueoops1h
Turns out 90% of this book ended up being about the fall
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Reuters (@Reuters) profile pictureReuters
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Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets reut.rs/4zuYVVD

Tesla to wind down Cybertruck production after years of poor sales in few markets

The futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks ultimately only sold in just a handful of markets because of its heavy, angular design.

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2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸@hueoops2h
2020 was funny but maga is dead in 2026 with no heir
S.B.S (@Wallface) profile pictureS.B.S
@WallfaceNov 5
138 Laura Loomer posts in the past 24 hours. New case study for psychoanalysts.
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Awks.
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Kaguya’s Top Gal (@hayasaka_aryan) profile pictureKaguya’s Top Gal
@hayasaka_aryan20h
>Brown teenage annoying protagonist >Animation that looks like AI >Dead center shot so the clips can go viral on tiktok and reels >Millenial humor Peak American cartoon
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Republicans after losing Mississippi: "Wow guys New York might be in play "
Al Carbo (@carbo_al) profile pictureAl Carbo
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I don't think I can exaggerate how terrifying this should be for Democrats
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Fugitive Caesar (@ThomBrady5) profile pictureFugitive Caesar
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Mike P@tombelaviv_5h
I just got back from the future and you're still crying.
MoshiMoshiMoan (@MoshiMoshiMoan) profile pictureMoshiMoshiMoan
@MoshiMoshiMoanNov 4
Hey just got back from the future, don't freak out, everything is great. *We have a living wage now as in if you want to live you'd better wage in the mines digging ore *Groceries aren't just cheap they are free. Though the line for bread takes hours *Free healthcare or so they tell me. I've had an appointment scheduled for my first visit for 3 years now but fingers crossed *Immigration is fixed though it was an easy solution and now there are no illegals. The US population is 1.8 billion *Job security is amazing. Ever since they implemented the white tax (part of reperations) only white people work now. All 10 of us are psyched about that. *You dont have to worry about kids being trans'd anymore, now they just get molested. It was made legal in 2036 So chins up, its gonna be okay
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Preston Hill (@realPrestonHill) profile picturePreston Hill
@realPrestonHillNov 5
Reminder that this Democratic candidate won her NC state house race in a Trump +6 seat yesterday.
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lmao
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Ben Shapiro
@benshapiro14 Dec 2011
Perhaps "poop" or "rape" could have been the Time persons of the year. Because they already sort of are.
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punished ctg (@CTGvvon11) profile picturepunished ctg
@CTGvvon11Nov 5
I have decided to kill myself goodbye
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@CTGvvon11Nov 5
I have decided to kill myself goodbye
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Maya/مايا 🌺🇵🇸 (@maya_verses) profile pictureMaya/مايا 🌺🇵🇸
@maya_versesNov 4
Hasan is the fucking goat. Streaming for over 200k people. This man is so much more than just a twitch streamer, I hope he knows that. Genuinely a revolutionary leader that history textbooks will write about for centuries to come. What a streaming day!!!!!
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