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embrace the exist and have the courage to void or whatever that twink said | resident of mamdanistan, usa (nyc)

they/them • 33 • black • queer
Joined May 2012
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i've gone from "simisola whose picture is mamdani with a cute filter" to "GOOSE whose picture is mamdani" thank u @ZohranKMamdani for being the reason they pick my questions
"simsola" he keeps coming up with interesting ways to pronounce my name wrong i might just give in and go by goose on patreon too
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what if we held hands..... in the double duneussy..... haha jk.... unless #phanart
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If I get a strike, you’re gay
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la seño diciendole muy bonito a phil aw 😭 igual creo que a ninguno le estaba coqueteando como son así bn europeos creo que nunca han experimentado un trato latino jajsj
dan was so happy to hear phil be called 'muy bonito' by a random lady 😭
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is somebody gonna match my phreak #phanart
sister daniel x ii phil do yall hear me
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Nine of Swords my card for the tarot project!! #phanart (wallpaper ver in replies)
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it's more traumatic for my mom tbf because she was in the house while her youngest child was outside with a rope around their neck crying and struggling to scream for help but we can all laugh about it now
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i hanged myself when i was 6 i pretended to be an astronaut in space and i saw they had rope-like things connected to their suits but i didnt want to tie it around my stomach because i would get bad stomachaches back then so i tied the rope around my neck and jumped off the porch
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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it took me a while to be comfortable with things around my neck or people touching my neck. it still makes me giggle that i understood that the rope would make my stomach hurt but i had zero concept of hangings so i went "yeah the neck would be fine i'll bounce like an astronaut"
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do people in Mississippi understand there are people on the New York City Subway right now going, “pick another protein? Sheeeeiiiiiii”
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omw to costco after so long does anybody want anything?
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before i head off to bed i want to show off my phamdanistan bracelet that @ayasonfire gave me when she came to see the opening night of my play festival! thank you, my love, for coming 💛💛💛💛 (+ phamdani on the fridge)
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it’s elon mosque now
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ITS PRONOUNCED TEJAS
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they should cancel work today so we can all be on our phones
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Not sure how I’m supposed to pray five times tomorrow AND get a sex change but trusting in allah
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Saw your mom’s schedule for the rest of the week
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