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Rebecca. This is she. Bitchy damsel/beefy eel/haggard sylph/cannibal sprite. Meat Lovers @aupbooks 🫀🐄🌿 King simp 4 poems @sweetmammalian.

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Bonkers that they let me write a book & draw a lewd little strip of pig nipples on the back of it... & even more wild that Meat Lovers will finally arrive in the world this week!!!!!!! Thanks @AUPBooks, & thanks @FreyaDalySad & @wellhellojoan for endorsing my grossness 🕯️🐷💖
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never got into crypto because i always favored assets that could be swallowed , eaten , or inserted if needed
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a favorite poem to teach! ~ "fully obscured. Watching you"
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Traditionally, the butch was responsible for setting up the server copy and placing objects in the house, while the femme was responsible for setting up the client copy and farming imps for build grist.
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Kill the bourgeoisie? Boy you better leave them freaky ass long snouted dogs alone
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"A green leaf lit by light that passes through another leaf one time is already outside of the gamut, greener than green"
i’m so easily impressed by the way the sun shines through the trees
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Bringing back this banger poem by Sally Wen Mao
Oysters when they want to make a pearl
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I just slit a goblin's belly open and a notable amount of rocks dumped out. I think he thought they were food, or that he had a gizzard like a bird. I fucking hate these things.
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Sorry man I don’t think i can make it tonight, I can’t fast travel when enemies are nearby
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That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.
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Moon, you old coin, the night spends you wisely
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i appreciate the sediment
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My most favourite John Ashbery poem and perhaps my most favourite poem in the English language ever
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I can’t stop thinking, tonight, about this Louise Glück poem, just astounded at how sad it is, and yet still how in love with the world
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I hate the clocks going backwards and forwards. When I was young, we didn’t even have clocks. If we got hungry, we ate each other. We were poor, but we were happy. Good times. Not that we had time. It hadn’t been invented. We had to make our own time out of string and cholera.
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They’ve shorted the amount of tater tots in a bag. Is nothing sacred?
My family has always been “no cheese” for tater tot hotdish idk
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*at a michelin star restaurant* the lady and I would like to start off with malort please
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you’re my friend and to some extent my wife
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the Chymist: our entire universe is one big chemical reaction! the Quantumologer: I'm quite sure that everything amounts to a single quivering "function" the Chocolatier: I'm but a nib in the great mousse...
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Reading is one of the best things you can do and costs like $20 for six hours, tops. In many cases it's free. The people who make it possible live in penury and the whole modern economy is organized against it.
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Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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