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Hedge Fund Manager trying to manage your brokerage account remotely, banker trying to lend you a bit of cash, and venture capitalist trying to fund your startup

Joined April 2009
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Maybe the senators should write a new law that says you must invest half your paycheck in Microsoft (NASDAQ: MSFT) if you are an employee working at Activision instead of buying Marvel tickets or a lot of Starbucks cups and all of them will get rich. tipranks.com/news/microsoft-…
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Hear me out: 100 year mortgages
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Buenas.
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My wife finding out we still have 49.5 years left on our mortgage
BREAKING: President Trump announces 50 year mortgages are coming soon.
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— No vamos a tener a otro Presidente más incompetente y Corrupto que AMLO — ...
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🚨🇺🇸 | SE TERMINÓ LA UTOPÍA COMUNISTA: La gobernadora demócrata de Nueva York anticipó que no le dará los fondos al comunista musulmán radical Zohran Mamdani para su propuesta de transporte público gratis porque costaría "la totalidad de las reservas" del Gobierno de Nueva York.
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