Made pancakes for breakfast. Took dogs to the creek. Voted. Went to a matinee (A Talent for Murder - very good) and just pulled out a few ribeyes for dinner. God bless America.

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God · Oct 30, 2026 · 2:34 PM UTC

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God

@TheTweetOfGodOct 30

I’m not good at this.

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mdh · Oct 28, 2026 · 12:33 AM UTC

mdh@haggardbonesOct 28

I’m rooting for the Brewers to sweep only because I want John Smoltz to stop talking.

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mdh · Oct 21, 2026 · 10:30 PM UTC

mdh@haggardbonesOct 21

I feel so bad for Vivek Ramaswamy’s wife. Just an all time fucking nerd.

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Devin · Oct 20, 2026 · 1:46 AM UTC

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Devin@MrQuilvioVergasOct 20

Just spent $6.06 for a cheesy Gordita crunch. I will be voting in the midterms now

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pep 🐟 · Oct 17, 2026 · 11:27 PM UTC

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pep 🐟@SUBMARINER1941Oct 17

when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail

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garshmo · Oct 14, 2026 · 5:32 PM UTC

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garshmo@garshmoOct 14

I could beat a guy in chess in one move it’s called the tombstone piledriver

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WBR · Oct 15, 2026 · 3:54 PM UTC

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WBR@W_B_RickOct 15

Imagine being a white boy in 2004 when that Jay-Z Linkin Park album dropped

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Covie · Oct 12, 2026 · 12:30 AM UTC

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Covie

@covie_93Oct 12

You're laughing, someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!

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ann lee news and updates · Oct 12, 2026 · 2:14 AM UTC

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ann lee news and updates@samcorbOct 12

Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan

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mdh · Oct 6, 2026 · 3:34 AM UTC

mdh@haggardbonesOct 6

One of my greatest joys is both my dogs being able to acknowledge and differentiate all 4,672 of their nicknames.

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Bzz · Oct 5, 2026 · 3:43 PM UTC

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Bzz@bazyleeshekOct 5

ai slop made me appreciate manmade dogshit

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Jesse Singal · Sep 30, 2026 · 6:00 PM UTC

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Jesse Singal

@jessesingalSep 30

[SCHMITT]: "Why are you and your wife harboring Chinese spies?" [SMITH]: "We aren't." [SCHMITT]: "Let’s jog your memory, scumbag.” shows text bubble: <‘Do you mind picking up the chinese on your way home?’>

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mdh · Sep 30, 2026 · 9:05 PM UTC

mdh@haggardbonesSep 30

Thought about restarting LOST, but I don’t think I’m in a position for any type of 18-month relationship.

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Ⓜ️ert · Sep 29, 2026 · 1:08 AM UTC

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Ⓜ️ert@mertcenturySep 29

This is what every meal feels like when you’re a dog

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Papi Steak at Fontainebleau $1000 Beef Case features a 55oz MS9 pure blood Australian Wagyu Tomahawk with the most insane presentation ever. What do you think?