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Fictional Character * I like horses * DON'T BUY THE FRACTURED TABLE

 A field in Norfolk
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Do not be fooled. The Fractured Table is salacious lies!
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Theodore D. C. Cox 📚 Legends & Demons (@ted_cox) profile pictureTheodore D. C. Cox 📚 Legends & Demons
@ted_coxOct 30
Do to an error by the idiot that manages my books (i.e. me), The Fractured Table is launching on Amazon this Sunday. (Was supposed to be Dec 1) I would bump it, but there is 1 pre-order... Help me make this worth it: Can I get 5 pre-orders? Not asking the moon here, just a small measurable goal. 5 pre-orders. a.co/d/0am2Svkt
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Theodore D. C. Cox 📚 Legends & Demons
@ted_coxMay 25
First review of The Fractured Table just dropped. 😂 I guess they can't all be good.
parody 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐁𝐡𝐚𝐭 (@hanitabhat) profile pictureparody 𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐚 𝐁𝐡𝐚𝐭@hanitabhatMay 25
3 reasons NOT to buy The Fractured Table
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Not one of these looks like me. Whose face is that?!? 🤦‍♀️
Theodore D. C. Cox 📚 Legends & Demons (@ted_cox) profile pictureTheodore D. C. Cox 📚 Legends & Demons
@ted_coxMay 19
Author friends, Which one of these grabs you the most?
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Ugh. That picture doesn't even look like me.
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@ted_coxMay 4
And we're back... kickstarter.com/projects/swo…
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