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Carol Avocado

@hellomyavocado

I'm this nerdy girl trying to figure herself out and loves her sister @sang_95. I do #socialmedia for @somtech! ATTN: Interact to be added!

 Saint Louis, MO
about.me/hellomyavocado
Joined May 2009
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PRO TIP: Only time your significant other will respond with "Awesome job!" to a text of "I DIDN'T CHEAT!" is when you're on a diet together.
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@STLJournal NEWS: Local Red Cross Working W/ Area Emergency Response Leaders Ahead of Potential Severe Weather - bit.ly/Pxxr5R #isaac
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FOX2now
@FOX2now31 Aug 2012
Downed powerlines have closed both directions of I-270 closed near the St. Charles Rock Road. #STL
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ToQuoteBuffy@ToQuoteBuffy24 May 2012
Willow: Well, why don't we experiment? Press some buttons, see what happens. Giles: Uh, I-I'd like to veto that. #BtVS
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Psych Fan@Psychisms22 May 2012
RT @artisticgirl22: G:"You have never read the Bible have you?" S:"Genesis, Exorcist, Leviathan, DooooTheRightThing." G:"Oh my gosh."...
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Carol@Heartofthejedi22 May 2012
Person next to me at the airport was talking about shooting bluebirds. I was upset until I realized they were firing a blue Angry Bird.
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Philip Scherry@pscherry7818 May 2012
Why is Facebook going public? They couldn't figure out the privacy settings either.
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Dave Peck@davepeck17 May 2012
On Facebook, deleting an app doesn’t delete your data from their system vsb.li/pqxOVT
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Philip Scherry@pscherry781 May 2012
So, so true! RT @michaelbittner: How did we get to the point of building stadiums for billionaires while our schools crumble? #Rams #stl
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Uffda Jen@UffdaJen1 May 2012
I can now check "have drag queen sing me happy birthday" off my bucket list.
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Todd R Jordan@Tojosan24 Apr 2012
Any really usable origami apps?
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KSDK News@ksdknews24 Apr 2012
Two seriously injured when MetroLink train hits car. on.ksdk.com/IBcsNe #ksdk
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"Do a good deed and throw it in the sea, it'll come back to you" Arabic proverb.
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I am not what happened to me, I am what I choose to become. - Carl Jung
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Yo, I still haven't left @coachella yet. Anybody in Cali got a really fucking long extension chord?
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Death Star PR@DeathStarPR17 Apr 2012
#SheWontTakeYouSeriousIf you don't rescue her from the Death Star AT LEAST once. #StarWars
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Samsung Galaxy S 2: do we like this phone? I got it today.
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@mashable9 Apr 2012
Deleting Your Instagram Account? Here's How to Save Your Pics - on.mash.to/HXLaQX
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Somtech E-Cycling@Somtech9 Apr 2012
Chicago is revamping their recycling in the city! j.mp/HmwE4p #huffpost #green
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Mary Gage@maryschlessgage9 Apr 2012
Got to work to see that Facebook bought Instagram. Hope they don't mess it up.
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