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This is the guy this pig has tattooed on himself as he terrorizes some of the most vulnerabilized people in this city:
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This note in the final book from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library wrecked me last year when my daughter turned 5. Tearing up again reading it now.
This is the most sadistic thing I’ve ever heard
⚠️The Egyptian Relief Committee in Gaza had been organizing public screenings of World Cup matches for displaced families across the Strip. About an hour before today’s Egypt-Argentina match, Israel killed the committee’s public relations director in a strike on his vehicle. Two others, including a child, were also killed.
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British people next weekend when they realize switching baked beans for black beans and adding Oaxaca cheese, onion, tomatoes and cilantro makes a superior version of beans on toast
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People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment
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Another viewpoint- this is what the California Costal Commission saved for public access.
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one of the worst things that can happen to you is a product you use regularly and have to repurchase periodically going viral on tiktok
at in n out near Levi’s stadium and I know it’s all out of state people here bc never in my life have I seen people try to form a line vertically to order
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Conservatives will post a picture of Tiannamen Square and be like "in China you can't even talk about this"
Meanwhile they see daily videos of authorities running down civilians, clap like seals then squee "BASED BASED BASED" like good lil bottom bitch fascoids
can’t even begin to guess what’s going to be on my spotify wrapped this year, I was listening to anything
riding Amtrak for the first time. Obsessed with how the conductor really says “all aboard!” every time the train takes off


































