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A tempest must be just that.

Joined April 2009
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As memes go, this is particularly powerful.
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arrest Elon Musk seize his factories nationalize SpaceX
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You’ve had way more threesome than you think because a lot of these girls are bipolar.
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El momento para abandonar este bar de borrachos en caso de que llegue el elemento más tóxico del FCB de Pep.
Que Flick se quede mucho tiempo en Barcelona. Pero, cuando llegue el día, está bastante claro quién tiene que llegar. Es escandaloso lo del Como. Cesc Fàbregas ha construido un monstruo.
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This.👇
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Rich boomer libs: We won and are taking back America. America's enemies:
The process of the US's collapse has accelerated.
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El nuevo Arbeloa. En fondo y forma.
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you are sheltering straight cisgendered white men beneath your floorboards, are you not?
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No one gives a flying fuck about Gaza
can we normalise remembering Gaza even when it's no longer trending?
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“What was it like to be able to say retarded?”
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The next leader of the Republican Party will be whoever calls Abdul El-Jihad a sand nigger on the Senate floor.
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Chelsea yönetimi, Cole Palmer'ın hiçbir sakatlığı olmamasına rağmen her gün sağlık merkezine gidip 2 saat masaj yaptırması üzerine kulüp fizyoterapistiyle olan seanslarını kısıtladı.
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Actual footage of my girl playing with my abysmal gummyworm after i deleted 15 beers & an eightball on a random Wednesday
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Ethan hawke
You’re locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing?
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the world you were born into no longer exists
Need for Speed Underground 2 launch party featuring Snoop Dogg (2004)
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The upcoming inquisitions
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Opciones que tenía: Empujarlo Agarrarlo Darle una torta Darle una patada de fútbol Chocar de manera “limpia” Decidió: Hundirle el pecho con un rodillazo criminal Todas eran roja No lo quería matar. Claro que no. Pero si hacerle daño Resultado: lo mató Y ahora debe pagar
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In 2004, a man from London sold everything he owned, down to his clothes, and put all $135,300 on a single spin of a roulette wheel in Las Vegas. His name is Ashley Revell. In the video below, the casino manager at the Plaza asks him one last time: “Are you sure you want to make this bet with your life savings?” He says yes. The casino makes it clear they would never “knowingly condone or accept someone taking a wager of their entire life savings.” They let him do it anyway. There are no tricks here. No system, no edge. Roulette has a house edge on every spin, and his odds of winning were just under 50/50. He stands at the table and can’t decide. “What color, then?” “I don’t know.” “Oh man, too many decisions.” Then he picks red. “Can I kiss it?” The ball lands on 7. Red. $135,300 became $270,600 in a few seconds. He used part of it to start an online poker company. Was it the dumbest bet in Las Vegas history, or the smartest marketing stunt anyone ever pulled with their life savings?
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25 años mandando a sus hijos a morir al culo del mundo por guerras inventadas para acabar votando al enemigo en casa. Qué muerta está EEUU
JUST IN: Abdul El-Sayed (D) wins Michigan Senate, becoming the first Muslim senator in U.S. history.
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