The Mighty DarkSeid

Drake: Cardi B: Keke do you love me? Ewwww

Bet

You lucky he ain't beat your ass

Don't wanna feel suicidal anymore

K

Pray for me

That's probably a mental illness... Mixed with incest

I think I saw you there... Was you wearing a bike helmet... Thru whole game?

That's a body

Yea because yall just become too nasty... Why would you wanna have sex on top of the cashier whilst pouring gas at the gas station????

I feel insulted 😭😭💔💔 Just when I was about to wake up my wife and tell her this amazing idea that'll make us billionaires 😭😭😭

That's like 4 hours... 3 barbers trying to tackle that big ass head

I now know how to identify aliens by gender. If the alien has 3 titties... It's a female... But If the alien has 3 titties... It's a male... So that day I saw 2 aliens with 3 tiddays and i knew that they were lesbian 🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️🤦🏿‍♀️

I don't like being touched

That must have been before Mandela went to prison

How old was you?... I was 8

I just realized that I've taken a train just once in my entire life. I need to start living.

Tsa mo hlapa

I want them to make Hummer exactly like this but with today's technology.

Cute bellybutton

"O Modimo wa Israele"... Never