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Cursed Computer Connoisseur @dragonsectorctf, BGP shitposting @bgpwtf, infrastructure security at An Alphabet Corporation

Joined July 2018
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Fascinated by the elon simps saying that the didn't actually go to the island. Do they think Epstein was some kind of werepedo? "I stepped unto the cursed isle, now I must abuse children"? He was a convicted sex criminal already, hanging out with him is bad regardless of location
At the end of 2012, @elonmusk emailed Jeffrey Epstein asking if he had any parties planned as Elon needed to “let loose”
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typing "gm" in the chat and smashing TRANSMIT with my whole fist
Thompson REUTERS trading desk keyboard. Does your company keyboard have "YOURS" and "MINE" keys?
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the big tech oligopoly doesn't want you to know this but the 100G-CWDM4 optics on ebay are [almost] free you can get them shipped to your home i have 50 100G-CWDM4 optics
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i discovered bitcoin in highschool, around 2011 at 19 i almost started an exchange bc i was appalled at how dogshit slow mtgox's trading engine was team fell apart and it didn't go anywhere i own zero bitcoin today fml
share a piece of investing lore about yourself
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also i'm pretty sure the "secure deposit" system i invented for it was a weird and incomplete version of lightning, a couple years earlier, but i never published it anywhere
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me looking at my TSLA puts today
*ELON: TRUMP IS IN THE EPSTEIN FILES
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Ridiculous bullshit, we were specifically promised more high skill immigration
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imagine being a billionaire's biggest simp and his company won't even give you a loan for your cuck truck
Trying to arrange Cybertruck financing through Tesla has been unnessecarily stressful. Delivery is Friday and still waiting for everything to be finalized. It’s so weird. I applied for a loan when I first configured and got approved pretty much instantly. They asked me to verify my address, I did. Accepted instantly. Then months later I go to check for a VIN and it says loan offer expired. So I got to resubmit the credit application. They go ok great you’re approved. Just verify your address. I upload documents to verify the address… and it just says pending approval for weeks. I ask someone at the Tesla store hey what’s going on here I got a VIN but it’s just hanging at pending approval. He goes oh it’s probably fine they’re just waiting so it doesn’t expire again probably. Then they call me out of the blue this week and say hey we’re waiting for you to finish this stuff the truck is here ready for deligery. can you upload a more recent utility bill? I didn’t get any indication in the app the document wasn’t accepted, and it was the most recent at the time it was submitted Then I find out that my PG&E account has been canceled and my roommate opened one in his name, probably so he could get his Tesla. We just moved into this apartment a few months ago so i’m struggling to find a bill with my name on it. So we call PG&E to get my name added, they say they’ll mail a new one and also show me how to generate a “letter of payment reference” I upload the new bill, still nothing. And the weird thing is it showed approved and I had all the terms sorted out but then they asked for address verification again. I feel like this shouldn’t be so complicated. I’m dying to get this Cybertruck and it feels like there’s a good chance delivery will be delayed due to verification of address. WTF. I live there. Do you need to come over for dinner? I wish I had just arranged the financing myself without Tesla. Sales people seem just as confused as me and take a long time to respond. Sorry. Had to vent. This has been really frustrating me. Hopefully it’s not this annoying for all Tesla customers
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always on the grind
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noctua swapped the ccr2004 today
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finished playing cyberpunk yesterday
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today’s the only day you can repost this
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I just got the second version of the legendary SITLINV STLV-7325 board. For $200ish it is INSANE value for money: Kintex 325T, 2GB SODIMM, USB3 capable cable (!), Free 16 GB MicroSD card and acrylic case. Grab them fast, while they last!
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you are now manually tweeting
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