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Cursed Computer Connoisseur @dragonsectorctf, BGP shitposting @bgpwtf, infrastructure security at An Alphabet Corporation

Joined July 2018
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today’s the only day you can repost this
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meta should have never built on sun microsystems burial grounds
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Come watch the stream of our game hacking competition tomorrow, live from the Google office in London. It's going to be amazing! The top 8 teams from the Google #CTF have been reduced to 4 remaining teams in the fight for the grand prize!
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as an example, stable diffusion doesn't know what "Among Us" or "The Impostor" or "sus" is, despite it being a popular 2020 meme. but you can sort of teach it what it is using textual inversion!
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Replying to @moyix @halvarflake
*cough* dogbolt.org/ @ilfak did sponsor a license for dogbolt/decompiler explorer. It's not _quite_ ready for prime time as it needs some changes to better handle more load but enjoy. :-)
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"Random thought: in the time it takes for light from your monitor to travel 30cm to reach your eyes, your 4GHz processor executes 4 whole cycles"
ふと思ったこと。 30cm 離れたところにあるディスプレイの光が目に届くまでの間に 4GHz のプロセッサは4サイクルも処理を進めてるのだよなぁ...
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“the time was fast approaching when earth, like all mothers, must say farewell to her children”
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today is the only day you can retweet this
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TFW your print doesn't fit a @Prusa3D
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implr retweeted
Second year in a row @p4_team and @dragonsectorctf have joined forces as the Poland Can Into Space team to conquer space 🇵🇱 🚀 🌌 and once again we have finished 🥈 in a space security @hack_a_sat competition! Congrats to 🥇 @solarwine_ctf and 🥉@dicegangctf. #zawszedrudzy
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ctf players be like
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IT IS ONLINE FINALLY, WHO DID THIS 😍❤️ youtube.com/watch?v=3t6L-Flf…
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To make error is human. To propagate error to all server in automatic way is #devops.
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Who says Dragons can't fly into space?! Together with @p4_team and friends under the banner of "Poland Can Into Space" we've secured a place in the @hack_a_sat finals by winning the qualification round (with 90 minutes left!) Wish us luck in the finals! 🚀 nitter.cf/hack_a_sat/status/1409…
gg Poland Can Into Space for finishing quals 🎉🍾 90 minutes left, hack harder computer how do i type a computer emoji help computer
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HP Laserjet printer port: 9100 Prometheus node_exporter port: 9100 Probability that someone will mistype the printer IP address into their Prometheus configuration: 100.00000% Perfectly printed HTTP GET request every 15 seconds: yes
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pouring one out tonight for freenode motds and server names, the one constant through decades of chaos. adams, asimov, banks, barjavel, brooks, calvino, cameron, card, dickson, hitchcock, hobana, holmes, hubbard, karatkievich, kornbluth, leguin, lindbohm, moon, moorcock, ...
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