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Billy Mays III

@infinitethird

music-conjuring son of a pitchman

 Atlanta, GA
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Joined April 2009
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a lot of people don't know about my Mouth Council project because it's lived mostly offline (intentionally) over the last 14 years but I want to bring the experience to more events next year. I made a @GigSalad account if anyone wants to book me: gigsalad.com/mouth_council_a…
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new @genitalshame is 🔥
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Hey quick question why is your employee working late into the evening—to the point he can’t even put his kids to bed—then needing to work at 5 am the next morning but despite that workload unable to afford his mortgage on that salary?
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@infinitethirdOct 29
get ratio’d by annoyed billy
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@Vengenz1Oct 29
Replying to @EddieTheCorpse
I actually fully embrace AI. While I love physical art and the talented people who create it (myself being one of them) I also think the majority of designers I have worked with over the past 20 years are lazy and allowed themselves to be replaced due to complacency and greed. I prefer my prompts and the collective hive mind and efficiency of the future. Just my opinion but I embrace it. Also it will absolutely kill us all.
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Cody@TekkenActressesOct 29
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AI is cash in the trash.
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get ratio’d by annoyed billy
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Zacky V (@Vengenz1) profile pictureZacky V
@Vengenz1Oct 29
Replying to @EddieTheCorpse
I actually fully embrace AI. While I love physical art and the talented people who create it (myself being one of them) I also think the majority of designers I have worked with over the past 20 years are lazy and allowed themselves to be replaced due to complacency and greed. I prefer my prompts and the collective hive mind and efficiency of the future. Just my opinion but I embrace it. Also it will absolutely kill us all.
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AOL Angel Boy@Pilly_W0nkaOct 29
Bitch I’m Joe dirt. Bitch I’m Billy Mays
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ancient memes@meme_ancientOct 29
Billy Mays OxiClean (2006)
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I got you, bro.
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you show up at the line of scrimmage and see number 50 on the opposing defense wyd
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me and who
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@DiscussingFilmOct 29
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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first photo on the ofrenda at my work
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peachjars²@idiotpeach23 Jun 2021
my mom sent me this: my Billy Mays Cosplay from 8th grade. Enjoy.
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Tonight in Atlanta if you’re a sick freak!
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ok so on further inspection it was just a regular ken doll that i thought was physically edited to look like him but 2 things 1. why the fuck is there just a naked ken doll in this parking lot. 2. i really like infinite third and im glad Billy Mays III saw this
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Ermine J Mothington (@lunarlight141) profile pictureErmine J Mothington@lunarlight141Oct 27
hello billy mays why are you in the home depot parking lot???
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bae caught me snizzin
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@infinitethirdOct 27
fit check from the new hi-tech porta potty on the beltline
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fit check from the new hi-tech porta potty on the beltline
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Open mic tonight in Atlanta!
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@infinitethirdOct 26
if you’re in Atlanta, you should come to my monthly multimedia open mic at Kava Mama. the next one is this Tuesday!
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a surprising amount of people didn’t catch that the symbols on the cover for my 2017 album Channel(s) spell channels
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rhy$ 🐸 (@furitaos) profile picturerhy$ 🐸@furitaosOct 26
side note: i love it when the "text" is cleverly hidden in the album cover
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One of the first products my dad ever pitched on the home show circuit was called the Wash-Matik. It was basically a hose with a brush that would allow you to pump water from a bucket so you could wash your car or whatever without running water. His nickname among fellow carnies became Bucket Billy and someone must have made us matching shirts for when I would visit him on the road (or when he came home for the Pittsburgh Home and Garden Show) I have super early footage of him pitching this thing in the mid-80s but I have to save it for a project that may or may not be in development 👀
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Seth Carcass (@ohsethy) profile pictureSeth Carcass@ohsethy5 Mar 2025
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Bucket Billy??
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