Billy Mays III (@infinitethird) header
Billy Mays III (@infinitethird) profile picture

music-conjuring son of a pitchman

Atlanta, GA
Joined April 2009
Billy Mays III retweeted
get ratio’d by annoyed billy
Replying to @EddieTheCorpse
I actually fully embrace AI. While I love physical art and the talented people who create it (myself being one of them) I also think the majority of designers I have worked with over the past 20 years are lazy and allowed themselves to be replaced due to complacency and greed. I prefer my prompts and the collective hive mind and efficiency of the future. Just my opinion but I embrace it. Also it will absolutely kill us all.
5
27
507
4,167
Billy Mays III retweeted
Replying to @infinitethird
AI is cash in the trash.
1
4
286
Billy Mays III retweeted
Bitch I’m Joe dirt. Bitch I’m Billy Mays
1
1
203
Billy Mays III retweeted
Billy Mays OxiClean (2006)
7
2
24
1,183
Replying to @infinitethird
I got you, bro.
1
7
235
Billy Mays III retweeted
my mom sent me this: my Billy Mays Cosplay from 8th grade. Enjoy.
15
47
2
1,471
ok so on further inspection it was just a regular ken doll that i thought was physically edited to look like him but 2 things 1. why the fuck is there just a naked ken doll in this parking lot. 2. i really like infinite third and im glad Billy Mays III saw this
hello billy mays why are you in the home depot parking lot???
2
1
7
313
One of the first products my dad ever pitched on the home show circuit was called the Wash-Matik. It was basically a hose with a brush that would allow you to pump water from a bucket so you could wash your car or whatever without running water. His nickname among fellow carnies became Bucket Billy and someone must have made us matching shirts for when I would visit him on the road (or when he came home for the Pittsburgh Home and Garden Show) I have super early footage of him pitching this thing in the mid-80s but I have to save it for a project that may or may not be in development 👀
1
1
1
37
2,652
Replying to @infinitethird
You have been visited by Bucket Billy. Post “you dont need a cabinet full of cleaners” to be blessed with 1995 years of joy.
1
1
183
half-naked women get thousands of views; how many for the boys in blue?
16
46
3
791
13,568
Billy Mays III retweeted
Replying to @DoctorBearFace
Bro had “The Ross”
1
2
270
just found this chuggy clip from an old live stream that ends with a sick cronchy noise slowdown
1
2
11
1,212
just remembered this clip was captured from a really special experimental performance i was part of back in 2015. LET GO
1
1
9
1,317
Replying to @infinitethird
Mods are asleep, post Smooth Hair Billy
1
1
4
203
Billy Mays III retweeted
AI generated music is 1000x better than real music. Today I canceled Spotify and SiriusXM because I finally tested Suno. What sold me was the first prompt I gave it: “My favorite artists are A Day to Remember, Bring Me The Horizon, Spiritbox, Bad Omens, and Sleep Token. Analyze all their hits and generate a song I’m likely to love based on those artists.” It one shots an absolute banger in 10 seconds. I'll link the song in the next tweet for anyone curious. Why would I ever go back to Spotify/SiriusXM when I can generate music perfectly tailored to my taste on command, for free? Not affiliated with Suno in any way btw, it was just one of those moments where I was so impressed with AI’s capability I had to say something about it.
8
25
482
4,986
Billy Mays III retweeted
all the little raw live moments I've improvised over the years are kinda more important to me than all the official studio recordings I've released. this one happened in 2019. my stepson dog Henry (RIP) was sleeping peacefully just out of frame
1
4
21
2,398
Billy Mays III retweeted
a lot of people don't know about my Mouth Council project because it's lived mostly offline (intentionally) over the last 14 years but I want to bring the experience to more events next year. I made a @GigSalad account if anyone wants to book me: gigsalad.com/mouth_council_a…
1
9
925
Billy Mays III retweeted
Being together again felt cathartic, healing and totally surreal. We’re actively planning more for next year, and today we get to share the first one: Sonic Temple. There’s more coming soon… more festivals and more headlining shows.
39
103
59
915
20,501
the dad dancing with his baby in the background of this really elevates the music
1
6
18
1,272
Years ago, I worked as a local PA for The Daily Show when the RNC was in Tampa. I basically drove @aasif and our producer around for a few days. We interviewed the founder of Mons Venus and needed a lap dance in the background of the shot so that's me and a 60+ year old stripper.
3
5
16
3,311