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Evan Essence

@instant_party

a quote un quote husky accomplice, Vice President in charge of calzones

 Summerville, SC
Joined October 2009
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Patrick Stewart couldn't bear to live in a UK without BBW facesitting, and I get it.
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You are opening the children’s minds. To blasphemy.
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Breast milk? Formula? Brother my kids drink PEPSI
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Me and all my boys rn
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Beautify woman with a twink husband you hate to see it
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Mentally preparing for all weird shit my in laws are gonna put on tv while they’re here
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Hey say what you want about Tony soprano, it’s nice that at the end he makes up with and is friends with Artie again
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I also just realised a loophole hole and that’s they haven’t banned SSBBW Facesitting
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Me getting arrested for being into BBW Facesitting
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RIP Patrick Stewart
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This will probably sound crazy, but think the porterhouse is the best type of steak I’ve had
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Face sitting porn is now illegal in the uk
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Evan Essence retweeted
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He's 19. We all make mistakes. Life goes on. I'm sure we'll never hear about him again after 2001.
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A 19-year-old Virginia man named Christian Chandler has been fired from his job at Wendy’s after a bizarre incident in which he impersonated Disney character Donald Duck and frightened customers.
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deadnaming the public universal friend is crazy
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23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
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I get you have pride or whatever, but who are you kidding “made a decision to leave my job today” yeah. You decided to leave the job you had, without one lined up, in this job market, voluntarily. Sure, okay.
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Grilling steaks without beer it’s just not the same
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Damn Patrick Stewart RIP king youtu.be/Fg_cwI1Xj4M?is=AdB2…
Patrick Stewart on Extras

Patrick Stewart on Extras

Extras is a British sitcom about a guy who is a professional extra ...

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Sopranos Central
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Boomer threateningly approaching you in the parking lot
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Woman wearing deftones tshirt; looks exactly how you’d expect
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The nanny wants to give the babies gripe water so bad
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