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Joined February 2019
sasha retweeted
U ever look at someone Snapchat story and just delete them?
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it would be really nice if david dobrik just came to my house and gave me $10,000
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sasha retweeted
sometimes i remember that Flo rida showed up to my high school on the last day of senior year and performed in the courtyard and i just laugh
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It getting dark at 4:30pm ○ く|)へ 〉  ̄ ̄┗ My Mental Health     ┗┓  ヾ○シ    ┗┓ ヘ/       ┗┓ノ           ┗┓ – at Chicago, IL
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“Can someone call the Uber and everybody just Venmo/Cashapp them?”
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Y'all hate gender reveals, travel pics, promposals, chicken sandwiches, selfies, before & after pics, wedding proposals, weight loss journeys, food pics, makeup transformations, & anything that makes people happy. Admit you hate your life, get off the internet & go to therapy.
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sasha retweeted
Idk who needs to hear this, but you shouldn’t have to beg your friends to be good friends. Friends don’t bad mouth you. Friends don’t exclude you when all your other friends are invited. And friends fucking stick up for you when people do you dirty. You shouldn’t have to ask.
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You either don’t eat cereal for months or you eat 3 bowls in one night there is no in between
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my iphone is starting to slow down right before the holidays. coincidence? no. steve jobs acts like i won’t confront him in heaven
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FINE LINE . THE ALBUM . DEC 13
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maybe if I had won the zack n cody danimals sweepstakes my life would be different rn
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Girls can’t remember if they switched their straighteners off but they know what you said 10 months ago at 2:53pm
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Everyone in 2012 after watching the Kony video getting their moms credit card to buy a bracelet to save all the kids
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cinematic masterpiece
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