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Joined March 2012
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Jake Depner retweeted
The Uzbeks told me I’m not allowed to post this image of the basement of the Islamic Center of Maineville, Ohio.
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Jake Depner retweeted
An all time X response.
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Jake Depner retweeted
big fan of leaving. leave everything that makes you unhappy. leave people. leave your city. leave your job. leave the country. leave every place that’s not good for you. just leave.
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beautiful explanation. this is 100% happening. nitter.cf/sotak/status/211179423…
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Jake Depner retweeted
Being middle class in 2026
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Reminds me of Dr Doofenshmirtz.
Why the fuck is this man permanently brainstorming mass-casualty scenarios? Climate change. COVID. Now AI.
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let me understand…. I put 1k into spacex today. if spacex goes to $5T, i make 1k. yea, ok... nobody will get rich
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Jake Depner retweeted
The Knicks fan who went viral after Game 2 of the NBA Finals breaks down the story behind the phrase “My mayor’s Muslim. My bagels Jewish. My Christian Dior.”
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This whole thread reminds me of that Avengers' scene: Where is Ghamora? Who is Ghamora? Why is Ghamora? 🤣
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US Treasury seizing Iran's crypto destroyed the only use case for crypto Few understand this
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Jake Depner retweeted
Live footage of everyone trying to buy a house in the Bay Area
Anthropic has confidentially submitted a draft S-1 registration statement to the Securities and Exchange Commission. Pending completion of SEC review, this gives us the option to pursue an initial public offering. Read more: anthropic.com/news/confident…
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Jake Depner retweeted
🚨50k APEX Giveaway! 🚨 Giving away 20 APEX 50k accounts! To enter: 1. Like and Retweet this post! 2. Follow me! 3. Follow @RhyusTrades Winners will be drawn later today! Extra entry opportunity inside the discord too! Good luck 🤙🤙
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LOVE TACO TUESDAY
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Jake Depner retweeted
The Ohio government is officially panicking over a massive grassroots movement to completely abolish property taxes. ​Governor Mike DeWine just warned that eliminating the tax would devastate local schools and libraries, threatening that the state would have to jack up the sales tax to 20% just to cover the gap. ​But Ohio homeowners are fighting back with one simple reality: If you can lose your fully paid-off house for not paying the government, you don't actually own it, you are just renting it. ​The state already collects billions in income and regular sales taxes. Instead of threatening us with 20% sales tax rates, the government needs to figure out how to balance its own budget without holding our homes hostage.
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Now that politics has touched every aspect of life there's only one thing that remains pure. Untouched. Untainted by time or ideology. One bastion of sanity. One final refuge.
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Jake Depner retweeted
California's Central Valley produces 80% of the world's almonds. Each almond requires 3.2 gallons of actual irrigation water to grow. Not rainfall. Actual tap water pumped from aquifers. One gallon of almond milk requires 162 gallons of irrigation water. Compare that to dairy milk at 8 gallons of tap water per gallon, with the rest being rainfall that falls on pasture anyway. But here's where it gets properly grim. Almonds bloom for exactly three weeks in February. During those three weeks, California needs every pollinating bee in North America transported to the Central Valley or the crop fails entirely. Commercial beekeepers truck in 31 billion honeybees. That's two-thirds of America's entire managed bee population, all concentrated in one valley for three weeks. The bees are packed into trucks, driven across the country, dumped into almond groves drenched in pesticides, worked to exhaustion, then packed up and shipped to the next crop. The mortality rate is catastrophic. Beekeepers report losing 30 to 50% of their hives annually. That's billions of bees dead. Not from natural causes. From being used as disposable pollination machines for your almond milk. The pesticides don't help. Almond groves are sprayed with neonicotinoids which scramble bee navigation systems, fungicides which weaken their immune systems, and herbicides which eliminate the wildflowers they'd normally forage on between almond blooms. Meanwhile the aquifer depletion is permanent. The Central Valley has sunk 28 feet in some areas from groundwater extraction. That water took 10,000 years to accumulate. It's being drained in decades for almond milk. Your vegan latte killed more bees and used more water than a year's worth of dairy milk. But it's got "plant-based" on the label so you're definitely saving the planet.
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Jake Depner retweeted
Video taken in Cincinnati would make a good Chevrolet commercial.
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[GAME REVEAL] - Super Battle Golf an online 1-8 player golf game where everyone plays at the same time. Swing, shoot, sabotage, and finish first by any means necessary in a free-for-all rush to the hole ⛳️ @BrimstoneDevs
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What if the average American doesn’t understand risk and swipe and swipe and swipe because no one taught them how to play the game… ON PURPOSE…
Trump is the most socialist and economically illiterate president of our lifetime, which is no small feat. This proposal would do the greatest harm to millions of Americans who have been hardest hit in recent years. When companies can’t charge for risk, they won’t lend!
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