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Jake Missing

@jakemissing

Stand-up goy

 London
Joined February 2013
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Max Daly@NarcomaniaSep 22
I wrote a long read for the Guardian about the evolution of the British trap house, focusing on the story of a friend of mine who was 'cuckooed' twice in London. The first time was grim, but the second cuckooing sparked a fascinating friendship. theguardian.com/news/ng-inte…
A tale of two trap houses: being cuckooed ruined my friend’s life – but did it then help save him?

A tale of two trap houses: being cuckooed ruined my friend’s life – but did it then help save him?

The long read: Drug gangs have moved off Britain’s streets and into vulnerable people’s homes. Addicts like my friend are easy targets, but the reality can be more complicated than it seems

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Zito@_ZeetsJul 4
I need to visit Cabo Verde. I need to kiss the ground. I need to shake every person’s hand and thank them individually for what they’ve given us.
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@ratlimit
@ratlimitJun 26
Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine
NYC Sanitation (@NYCSanitation) profile pictureNYC Sanitation
@NYCSanitationJun 24
Home sweet home.
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GC@new_typ3Jun 3
I need this Brunson shirt so bad
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we both up now
Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@ZohranKMamdani) profile pictureZohran Kwame Mamdani
@ZohranKMamdani22 Nov 2020
never thought I’d be more hopeful about socialism than arsenal and yet here we are.
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Phil Costa
@_PhilCostaMay 10
I died, my soul left my body, and then I died again. I've died many a death. They have killed me. These guys should be tried in The Hague for what they're putting me through.
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Kevin Lee Kharas
@kevkharasMay 5
Been trying to remember what this reminds me of and suddenly clocked it’s the first time I took pingers
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Phil Costa
@_PhilCostaMar 14
My entire mental health currently rests on a 16-year-old. What a stupid fucking sport.
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Adam Friedland
@AdamFriedlandFeb 18
I hate arsenal
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Astead
@AsteadWH5 Nov 2025
It's disgusting!
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Advit (@advitwake) profile pictureAdvit@advitwake5 Nov 2025
Zohran Mamdani is a good politician but I cannot look past his personal beliefs. In 2025 how have we let someone have such a huge platform while supporting such a terrible organisation. I can accept a lot of things but supporting Arsenal is where I draw the line.
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Just had a constituent sign my petition because I’m an Arsenal fan
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David Lynch enjoying two cookies and a coke.
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katie cohen@ktcohen173 May 2024
NEW YORK 🧡
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Max Lakin@maxlakin27 Mar 2024
Richard Serra made a spectacular, lifelong habit of getting banned from The Odeon, stretching back to its previous life as Towers Cafeteria
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rob delaney
@robdelaney21 Oct 2023
My piece on Israel & Gaza from earlier this week. tribunemag.co.uk/2023/10/rob…
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Na'amod@NaamodUK19 Oct 2023
HAPPENING NOW: 100s of Jews gather at Parliament Square to make clear that we will not let our grief be weaponised to justify genocide. As Rishi Sunak visits Israel, we demand he pushes for: ceasefire now, release the hostages, end the siege on Gaza.
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We are flattered that @TheBearFX producers took the time to painstakingly mock up our site. Fortunately, restaurants are no longer closing due to Covid-19, but we do have an Italian Beef guide that you might be interested in? theinfatuation.com/chicago/g…
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DUA LIPA
@DUALIPA8 Dec 2022
Daisy Jones (@daisythejones) explores how the pandemic has changed the way we party, plus Jake Missing (@jakemissing) spotlights chef Philip Juma (@philipjuma), who is putting Iraqi cuisine on the London food map with his takeaway restaurant Juma Kitchen (@jumakitchen).
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Victorian Era Radiator with Bread warmer.
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