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COSTCOでピザとドーナツ食べて ソーダ買って来た 太る事を恐れてはいけない
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a guide to the many twitters
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@zithekydOct 24
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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Finally made an about page, it includes my heart rate neal.fun/about/
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India's top IT guy trying to come up with a new password for the entire internet
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“are you worried about the php vulnerability” “no, are you” “no. do you know what php is” “no. do you” “no”
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Japanese cats have started physically and telepathically speaking with their humans. Although I did attempt to put my cap on top of the wardrobe for a nap and he loudly and clearly told me NO three times, so English-speaking cats also speak to their humans. We just don't listen like the Japanese do.
もふ【mofumofu】 (@uzura73tamago) profile pictureもふ【mofumofu】@uzura73tamagoOct 21
体調崩しご飯も食べられず水を飲んでも吐いてしまいどんどん体力が落ちていく猫を看病する日が続き自分のメンタルもいよいよヤバくなり『お願い逝かないで置いてかないでお願いわしの寿命１年あげ…あげる(娘に相談しなくて良いのか？)か…ら』と延々念じていたら『まだしなないけどね』と返事された
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Check out the For You page. There's guy getting killed on roller coaster, guy getting killed in tiger enclosure, children getting killed at school, guy getting killed at football game,
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Replying to @verdant_gel
@verdant_gel
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you hear stories about how people win the lottery and it ruins their life, destroys their relationships, and ends up leaving them destitute. i want it known that would not happen to me. if i won the lottery id be very happy. it would easily work out well for me.
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If y'all nephews and Nieces acting up just show them this
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Two things that mongers love to mong are fear and fish
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Replying to @theo_nash
three edits ago this was 'all is not as it seems.' the edit killed the sentence it was trying to save
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Y'all best not be deliberately looking at Flock cameras. haveibeenflocked.com/search?…
A screenshot of a law enforcement surveillance audit log detail page showing an AI search prompt query: * **Organization:** Medina County OH SO (with links to Logs, Insights, and DeFlock) * **Reason:** Destruction/Damage/Vandalism of Property - Flock camera damage/stolen (tagged "Freeform") * **Operator & Identifier:** Both fields are redacted * **Search period:** 5/22/26, 9:00:00 PM EDT – 5/31/26, 4:00:00 PM EDT (9 days) * **Devices Searched:** Redacted (150 networks) * **Filters:** N/A * **Text Prompt:** "Find any person on May 29 who stopped near, stood in front of, or deliberately looked at a Flock LPR camera instead of simply walking past it. Prioritize anyone associated with a small pickup truck, possibly a Dodge Dakota, who may have been scouting camera locations before 10:05 p.m." (marked with a green "allow" badge below) * **Source:** Romeoville IL PD

ALT A screenshot of a law enforcement surveillance audit log detail page showing an AI search prompt query: * **Organization:** Medina County OH SO (with links to Logs, Insights, and DeFlock) * **Reason:** Destruction/Damage/Vandalism of Property - Flock camera damage/stolen (tagged "Freeform") * **Operator & Identifier:** Both fields are redacted * **Search period:** 5/22/26, 9:00:00 PM EDT – 5/31/26, 4:00:00 PM EDT (9 days) * **Devices Searched:** Redacted (150 networks) * **Filters:** N/A * **Text Prompt:** "Find any person on May 29 who stopped near, stood in front of, or deliberately looked at a Flock LPR camera instead of simply walking past it. Prioritize anyone associated with a small pickup truck, possibly a Dodge Dakota, who may have been scouting camera locations before 10:05 p.m." (marked with a green "allow" badge below) * **Source:** Romeoville IL PD

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Am I only one whose crappy lunar eclipse pic resembles drunk baby/serial predator? Cool, going back to sleep now. Thanks lunar eclipse. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Ramdomly remembering that time I got squashed by a huge man in the metro and the dude sitting front of me peed himself literally laughing(because i made rubber chicken noise). And for like 3 months I kept running onto those same 2 dudes and we just stared at each other lol
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my phone has helpfully categorized my photos of “child” (a picture of myself aged 31), “cat” (my dog), and “Pugwash Nova Scotia” (a place no one has ever looked for a photo of)
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lack of interest arfid is like if you had to drink a cup of piss 3x a day for your health/all social interactions revolve around it and people try to give advice like "drink it fresh bcause reheating tastes worse!" like the core issue isnt that i have no desire to drink piss
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