I make scary movies, I plan to make more. I am nice.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2009
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This year I'm hoping to shift away from freelancing into some more concrete and full time.
If anyone in the industry knows anyone who's hiring (yeah, I know), I am available!
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The people of Texas, Kansas and Mississippi, they all spoke with one voice, one demand: Chuck Schumer must lead us out of the wilderness.
The youths, they turned out in a mighty wave for this and this alone. They call him Chuck Zoomer, they don’t just give names like that away.
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"I tell ya, I know I'm ugly. I tried giving all my company's data to a Chinese spy, she said she didn't want to ruin the friendship"
"I tell ya, I know I'm ugly. I tried giving all my company's data to a Chinese spy, she said she didn't want to ruin the friendship"
Fare thee well, Jensen Huang. Why couldn’t you do normal billionaire stuff like start a fertility cult or inject yourself with teenager blood
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This thing will make a profit eventually
A galaxy far, far away returns to theaters in celebration of 50 years.
Experience Star Wars (1977) in theaters February 19, 2027.
Art by @Cakes_Comics
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For a few years now I’ve been working as an assistant editor on a documentary about 1960s Mississippi and I’ve learned quite a bit of that history, so let me take this moment to say, full heartedly:
lol. lmao.
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The New York Times has obtained the letter President Trump left for President Biden in the Oval Office in 2021.
The letter — which Trump wrote by hand using his signature black Sharpie — is printed in Biden’s forthcoming presidential memoir.
Full Story: nyti.ms/4zbXc6m
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L.A.!
Want to finally see SOMETIMES IT HIDES? Do you want to see it on a night with even more great horror shorts?
11/16, come to Killer Fitness to see the *1st* public showing of the short, as well as UNTIL THE END and TUNED.
Lineup info in the link!
partiful.com/e/0VCtSHcqrCIXP…
good to know the health of the world economy hinges on the impulse control of middle aged billionaires
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Jared Skolnick retweeted
The ghost of John Ford haunting Spielberg for decades until he finally caved and directed a western like:
Steven Spielberg's next film will be a Western that he hopes to shoot next year.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
L.A.!
Want to finally see SOMETIMES IT HIDES? Do you want to see it on a night with even more great horror shorts?
11/16, come to Killer Fitness to see the *1st* public showing of the short, as well as UNTIL THE END and TUNED.
Lineup info in the link!
partiful.com/e/0VCtSHcqrCIXP…
Republicans eating historic levels of shit, AI stocks tanking, the Cybertruck ending production. Can’t prove it but it’s hard not to feel that we have Godzilla to thank for this
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