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“Call your senator and say you don’t want Chuck Schumer as majority leader”
well unfortunately my senator IS Chuck Schumer
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This is what I've been saying since the beginning.
They've stolen time from us. They've stolen the opportunity to see things that will never be achieved or accomplished in our lives because They've set everything back so far.theyve stolen so much from us all.
Bury them.
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I’m proud of the race we ran. We helped drive turnout and broke the super majority in the state house and senate. 2028 is around the corner. LFG!
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WHOLE TIMELINE IS SHITTING ON MAGA. THIS IS WHY WE STAY ON TWITTER. I'VE WAITED 10 YEARS FOR THIS NIGHT. PLEASE AMERICA VOTE AND END THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
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it’s crazy that the Right had two years to do literally whatever they wanted and they spent it enriching themselves, bombing iran, and protecting pedophiles
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Isn’t it funny how every democrat is coalescing around Abdul but dumbass leftist are using this as an opportunity to callout the “establishment”
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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i’m sorry but, assuming Haley even wants Abdul to win….if you were nearly the Democratic nominee for Senate….and you cannot dissuade your finance from voting for the Republican nominee for Senate….you are objectively horrible at your job!
#MichiganSenate
Detroit News: Haley Stevens' fiancé says he's voting for Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed
detroitnews.com/story/news/p…
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The NYT is so desperate to find an October surprise they bury the lede:
1) The staffer retracted her statement.
2) The staffer was a fired disgruntled employee.
3) They stuff this line in the article:
"Ballot-stacking tactics are common in politics and generally considered legal — and have been employed by both parties in Alaska."
SCOOP: Democrats have insisted they have nothing to do with the other Dan Sullivan on Alaska's Senate ballot.
But aides with the Mary Peltola campaign and DSCC were part of a monthslong secret plan to recruit him to run -- as well as other candidates.
nytimes.com/2026/10/28/us/po…
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The butthurt handling of this primary defeat by Haley Stevens and now her fiance after they had tens of millions in outside money spent on her behalf is appalling. The next SecDef or a Trump SCOTUS judge is on the line here! Totally pathetic & reveals that the loss was deserved
#MichiganSenate
Detroit News: Haley Stevens' fiancé says he's voting for Mike Rogers over Abdul El-Sayed
detroitnews.com/story/news/p…
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"Do you worry [Abdul El-Sayed] is a bit too left wing to win in Michigan?"
Michigan voter "At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell so at this point socialist, socialise, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living"
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The MAGA meltdown over Obama’s Cheesecake Factory joke is fucking hilarious. These people have spent a decade worshipping a man who insults literally everyone, but Obama makes ONE joke about Trump’s tacky, gold-plated dictator aesthetic and suddenly the blue-check brigade is clutching pearls and demanding civility.
Now they’re calling OBAMA an out-of-touch elitist while defending a billionaire who lives in a gold-plated fantasyland and shits in a gold toilet.
The selective outrage is embarrassing. And the complete lack of self-awareness should be studied by scientists.
For people who built their entire political identity around “fuck your feelings,” MAGA sure has a lot of fucking feelings. ❄️❄️❄️❄️
Sorry Barrack Hussein @BarackObama,
Cheesecake Factory has good food and it’s a place Americans can afford.
We can’t all be like you and big Mike. You know, with private 5 star chefs who end up drowning and dying while naked in 2 feet of water at our Martha’s Vineyard mansions.
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I think what’s interesting is that last night I saw more commentary about Obama saying the WH renovations were tacky than Trump admitting he doesn’t care about Americans struggling to pay for gas.
