I hope when President AOC has me executed for being straight they get it on the first try

Oct 1, 2026 · 6:43 PM UTC

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I tried
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Grok has gone woke again
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What makes you think they’ll secure a conviction?
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The last thing Jarvis sees before crossing the rainbow bridge
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This made me laugh more than it should have.
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When she suspends due process she won't even have to prove the allegation! Which she totally could! Obviously! But still!
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No need to worry. They’ll just throw straight people off of tall buildings.
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@jarvis_best
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what she says right before she puts the rope around your neck
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AOC might be a dimwit, but she's smart enough to know when to use a professional. Your goose is cooked.
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Don't worry. She has a perfect record.
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Get a women’s team together. We have ways. 🤷🏻‍♀️😬
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Appeal denied.
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President AOC will probably have you injected with Narcan.
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I’ll be your beard, king
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Maybe they will achieve premature execution.
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She’d prob’ly try to kill us all twice just like that lady ….
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With your body fully constrained, you will be condemned to watch episode after episode of The View, until death. 😟
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Some Gen Z boss and a mini is gonna botch your injection so bad, HR will write you both up
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Don't worry, they'll execute you for being white long before they get you for being straight.
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No one is mistaking Jarvis for a straight guy. C’mon
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Paraphrasing Breaker Morant, "Poke straight, you bastards."
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Thats not why you'll be executed and you know it.
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Every governor in the country gives Jarvis a reprieve because he's not straight. And they can prove it.
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Don't worry J, I'll wear wig, say I'm trans, whatever, to make sure I put down my guy like he deserves
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If they really want to send a message, they won't.
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i'll take death by AOC snoo snoo
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You could avoid it by not posting feet pics.
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I’ll take things that will never happen for $500 Alex.
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You’re wrong. So wrong. This would never happen. The Democrats would execute you for being white, not straight.
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Request a man to do the job, then.
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Man, you gotta at least try to make it difficult for us. At this point, the jokes just write themselves.
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