I hope when President AOC has me executed for being straight they get it on the first try
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Oct 1, 2026 · 6:59 PM UTC

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Grok has gone woke again
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Jarvis is not a real person tho
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It's the thought that counts. Especially THAT one.
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Jarvis isn’t a real person. Jarvis is an idea.
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It won't recreate them acting out that picture from Abu Gharib with that guy on the leash either.
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He’s not the only one who would be ok going out like that.
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Did you explain that Jarvis isn't a real person?
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Maybe you should adjust the prompt to be lighter and more tasteful... Like "she's playfully pushing her bewbs on his face"
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He is gonna pull a David Carradine after reading that!
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But Jarvis would *like* that to happen (if he wasn't actually gay)
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Then after Jarvis, please swap out his @ w/ mine—thank you
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That's enough to prime the pump. We'll take it from there.
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Definitely worth the effort.
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@grok Can you make someone who looks exactly like Jarvis but isn't?
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For some reason I got this...
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Rewatching Justified. Rather than dying in his sleep, Tim hopes to be crushed by Sigourney Weaver's thighs. I guess we'll just have to use our imaginations.
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