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Joined July 2021
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Imagine being a Sears appliance salesmen with a coke habit in the '80s when this song comes out.
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STEVEN KWAN YOU BALLPLAYER YOU
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3 possible outcomes: @Brewers first title ever. @RaysBaseball first title ever. @CleGuardians first title since 1948. We’re about to witness @MLB history. @MLBNetwork
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🚨 BRAKING 🚨 There’s a lot of misinformation floating around about what is an attorney and what is a lawyer. So I will set the record straight Lawyer - includes anyone who has been enrolled in an accredited law school Attorney - someone who has passed the bar but isn’t yet licensed Hence, a lawyer need not have passed or even taken the bar. This makes Press Secretary Zacchaeus a qualified lawyer And before some random clown starts questioning me, know I’m a licensed notary public, so I literally make the law.
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Countries siding with Ukraine are very different from those siding with Russia. They're richer, freer, and more developed, with a freer press, higher test scores, higher IQs, more equality for women, more Christians, and fewer Muslims:
It’s basically a map of first world vs third world countries
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When @sondraa has a good time, America wins
Think I finally recovered from the weekend
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You're laughing, someone's racist uncle on Facebook lost his girlfriend in the Russian bot farm fire and you're laughing!
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"This is the place that I love, and they love me back." José Ramírez with some heartfelt words for Guardians fans 🥹 📹: @TBSNetwork
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Another fun fact about Ukraine blowing up Russia’s bot farms: I get spam calls every day about a personal loan I never applied for. At least three, but up to 15 a day. I haven’t had a single spam call in 2 days.
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Not an AES fan but this is funny
Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
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The intern kept the dress with the stain Bill issue.
This mystery novel is boring. Thrill issue.
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I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. Hill issue.
The pickle is bland. Dill issue.
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So like what if ICE agents don't want to leave NYC on their own? How is mayor Mamdani going to make them leave?
I am angry tonight. Because today ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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The proper response to this is Operation Wrath of God II.
“Dad I’m calling you from the phone of a Jew! I just killed her and her husband. With my own hands I killed 10 Jews!” Chilling conversation from Oct 7th, between a Hamas terrorist from Gaza and his father, who is crying with pride. Never forget this sick evil!
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googling the right prompt to have it give me quaaludes
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Tucker Carlson literally got Mogged!
I have been trying to work out why the Carlson—Rees-Mogg interview is going viral. I think it’s because because it represents the moment when traditional conservatism, defined by courtesy, self-restraint and truth, visibly overcomes the feverish, conspiracist and bellicose post-liberal Right. Sir @Jacob_Rees_Mogg was the perfect instrument of destruction. He is a man of unquestioned sincerity, intellect and courtliness. He was one of only two Ali G interviewees to emerge with his reputation enhanced, the other being Tony Benn, and for the same reason: utter sincerity. With Tucker, as with the brilliant Baron-Cohen, he bats away feverish, crackpot claims in a calm, measured and devastatingly gracious way. What ended McCarthyism was the dignified put down delivered by the Army’s lawyer, Joseph Welch, on live TV in June 1954: “Senator, you have done enough. Have you no sense of decency?” Joe McCarthy died three years later at the age of 48, broken and disgraced. As Welch to McCarthy, so Mogg to Tucker.
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"I am judging you harshly, human"
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Replying to @feelsdesperate
Gary, Indiana
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