Jason Napieralski retweeted
It's officially Fan Appreciation Day and Stotter gave us one of his bats to give to one of YOU! 🫶
RT to win // atmlb.com/3Zs4KSk
ALT Photo of Bryson Stott sitting in the Phillies clubhouse holding one of his bats. He is giving a thumbs up. Stott is wearing a dark red Phillies t-shirt, gray Phillies shorts with white pants underneath and a backwards red hat.
Jason Napieralski retweeted
In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: msft.it/6002gX0tC. #ZuneSweepstakes
ALT A Microsoft Zune is shown in its original packaging. There is a white background.
Jason Napieralski retweeted
(Cognitive behavioral therapy enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he’s late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth
Me: I’m da king of da highway
Jason Napieralski retweeted
Upstairs neighbor girls 3 day bender a ha ha yasss bitchhhh party music (dua lipa or some shit) suddenly cuts off replaced by Alice In Chains would? Playing at 140 decibels as I pop though their floor my ceiling with a depth charge strapped to my head.
Jason Napieralski retweeted
Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:
Jason Napieralski retweeted
Everyone in my house has their own text file. Visitors to my home are invited to use guest.txt
Jason Napieralski retweeted
to everybody who at some point in 2015 thought they weren't strong enough to make it through: oh yes you were
Jason Napieralski retweeted
I had a dream where there was a food called “King’s Hand”, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad.
I could not stop thinking about it.
Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
Jason Napieralski retweeted
Sad to hear about Chuck Yeager.
One of my favorite passages — in that roundabout, Tom Wolfe way — is about Chuck Yeager: the most righteous of all possessors of the right stuff.
Jason Napieralski retweeted
Every time Georgia news conferences get around, people fawn over the official ASL interpreter for the state. A lot of it is your typical “ooh sign language looks so cool, he’s so animated” nonsense but let me tell you what is cool about David Cowan: he is a deaf interpreter.
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Jason Napieralski retweeted
Wrong Game Show Host Dies
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Jason Napieralski retweeted
damn remember these fuckin things? if you saw these shits come out of the drawers you knew you were about to have some dry ass chicken
Jason Napieralski retweeted
[me as a mechanic]
*wiping hands with a greasy rag* Yep, it's haunted.
Customer: It's-
Me: Haunted.
