I follow Jesus, have two amazing adult children, love creativity in general and guitar in particular. Also, coffee. Occasional parodic.
Dallas, TX
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Jef Newsom retweeted
If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal.
If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist.
If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian.
If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.
Jef Newsom retweeted
Secretary of State Marco Rubio just gave one of the BEST interviews I have watched in defense of President Trump's Ukraine and Russia strategy.
President Trump picked a seasoned media veteran like Rubio for moments like these, here is the full interview!
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🚨BREAKING: Panama's President has ended the country's Panama Canal deal with China, immediately following a meeting with U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
Are we tired of winning yet?
Jef Newsom retweeted
RFK Jr has massive balls to try and run against the machine state considering what theyve done to his family
HOLY F*CK! @NicoleShanahan’s “The Big Steal” gave me goosebumps & made me really hate the @DNC.
Team Shanahan always makes the best videos.
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BRUTAL: Amazing must see video of Kamala Harris explaining why Americans must NOT vote for her on November 5th. Please watch and then share it with everyone. nitter.cf/MAHAalliance/status/18…
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Aides Claim Biden Nailed A 360 Kickflip McTwist On The White House Half Pipe But Oh Darn The Reporters Just Missed It buff.ly/4e8LsZh
Jef Newsom retweeted
When a fly falls into a cup of coffee:
The Italian - throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
The German - carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it, and makes a new cup of coffee.
The Frenchman - takes out the fly and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it comes with no extra charge.
The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, sells the fly to the Chinese, sells the cup to the Italian, drinks a cup of tea, and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act to the UN as an act of aggression, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the money to purchase explosives, and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, Frenchman, Chinese, German and Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give his cup of tea to the Palestinian.
Jef Newsom retweeted
A Texas Pastor got the flu and it left his windpipe so damaged he could no longer preach so he had to resign from the pastorate.
Doctors said he would never recover.
Despite his weak raspy voice his Sunday school class asked him to preach.
Then this happened:
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