@jfoLSU

southern virgo sass - pnw grass - callipygian ass

Portland, OR
Joined April 2009
$20 for pumpkin patch admission????
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New conspiracy theory that this is Jon Benet Ramsey
Out of all the perplexing entities in this simulation, this one stuns me the most.
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She wouldn’t have survived the Salem witch trials 😭😭😭
The night she controlled the weather
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eating our way through the Dolly Parton x Betty Crocker line. (In memoriam of course)
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doing a lil Laika watch through for the first time. Coraline very cute. Paranorman gay in a good way. Gay tho.
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either gonna watch the vmas at a gay bar or skip it
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we are up at 2am making a birthday cake for both of us that tastes like a southern wedding cake. love this man DOWN
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ms rachel the realest white bitch alive now that dolly gone
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Seeing @parcelsmusic tomorrow!!!!
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made 1 am cinnamon toast.
I really don’t have a gotdamn thing going on until I start my new job
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I really don’t have a gotdamn thing going on until I start my new job
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Her fucking nachos…..
Erika Kirk’s SHOES featuring her late husband’s image go viral
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Melissa McCarthy says she is available to do 7 more Spy movies so let’s go
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Melissa McCarthy says “we should be on the ninth ‘Spy’ movie by now”: "It did so well. People can say that doesn’t matter. I think it does. For 'Thunder Force,' we were going to roll right into another one. We were like, 'It’s so fun. It did incredibly well for Netflix. We already have the idea for it.'" "If I write something — or Ben and I write something — and it tanks, I’ll take the fall. Which we have not had to take. We don’t make $8 billion. We don’t make those kind of movies, but, I mean, $120 million, I’m not mad at that. The studio’s not mad at that. We want to make a reasonably priced thing that makes you a good profit. For some reason, that model is no longer desirable. I can’t figure out the math of it." wp.me/pc8uak-1lHJT2
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instagram need to get that lil labooby off my app
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had cornbread and cabernet for dinner because why not
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RHSLC x Traitors x RHUGT all on at the same time feels like this
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you’ll never guess whomst just got plucked off of the job market… ME!
I think today was a very good day that I hope translates to a very great day in the future
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