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Can you find the chimney sweep? Enter for a chance to win 6 Efteling tickets! Baron Hooghmoed is always looking for new chimney sweeps. Spot the chimney sweep in the picture and maybe soon you'll step into one of the lift towers on your way up to the tall efteling.com/en/blog/competi…
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Dear Americans, Iran does not have the missile range to strike your country; if an attack occurs, it would most likely be carried out by your own GOVERNMENT or ISRAEL.
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Replying to @IRIran_Military
What is your opinion of this?
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Who did this 👇🏻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣 Let’s start our day with a good laugh my friends ..Laughter is the best medicine ‘
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You are simply not prepared for how funny this ending is. 😂
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Excuse me????
Rory Sykes, who was blind & had cerebral palsy, passed away in the LA fires, told his mom to leave him so she could save herself. His mother said all the phone lines were down and they were unable to call 911. “He said, ‘Mom, leave me.’ I couldn't lift him. I couldn't move him”
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How easy was that? 😉 Get a taste of my delicate @Dollywines French Rosé or try my zingy Prosecco, only available in the UK! Cheers 💙 dolly.lnk.to/DollyWines
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Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer mistakenly calls for the 'return of the sausages' instead of the hostages in Gaza during the Labour Party Conference in Liverpool. Follow live politics updates | trib.al/YKanzN3
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The funniest thing I’ve heard in ages 😂😂😂😂😂 #returnofthesausages #KeirStarmer
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To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING
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You ready ? Me and @Eminem 10 am ET today. Here’s the link LLCoolJ.lnk.to/MurdergramDeu…
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This is Frank and he has had a coffee stand at the top of the steps at Bethnal Green tube for as long as I can remember. When the new restaurant/coffee shop next door opened along with another high street outlet opening across the street, Frank suddenly found that his license from the council had been revoked and he was chucked off his stand. I believe it was to make way for these new shops to take his regular custom. They didn’t need him in the way of gaining maximum profit... so Frank was gone. Well the locals were having none of it and a petition started demanding his return. How dare they do this to him. How dare these people smash his business and leave him with nothing. After a lot of pressure the council backed down and Frank had his licence and pitch returned to him but sadly by that time Frank had sold his equipment to feed his family and try to survive. So the good people of Bethnal Green started crowdfunding and here’s the result... Frank back in business on his old pitch with brand new equipment and even a little hut now to shelter him from the rain... Brilliant!! He is truly the happiest man in East London and it’s wonderful to see. It really does show that if we all stick together, stand up to them and just say no... the little guy can win. If you’re in Bethnal Green come and have a coffee with this lovely man. 🧡
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There’s some amazing telly on tonight, what with the election. But BBC2 are also showing an episode of Gimme Gimme Gimme. The one where Linda sleeps with a woman. I have no idea why they’re showing a comedy I wrote 25 years ago but who am I to argue?!
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Depeche Mode - Just Can't Get Enough (Live Swap Shop 1981) #80s #synthpop nitter.cf/another_backup_/status…
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The Internet is undefeated. But I doubt he ever does a day inside…. Cold Game.
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Explain how this works? nitter.cf/visualfeastwang/status…
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Treen klaxon ! This little lady has everyone flummoxed. Does anyone have a clue as to her origins? The umbrella suggests a 19th c date but is she American or Welsh?
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Beautiful moment as a Deer Mother watches over her baby playing in the pool.. 🦌🥹❤️
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