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me to my therapist: so i told everyone at brunch, "that baby has TERF bangs" and i tweeted about it afterward and it did pretty well it got like 20-something likes i think
my therapist: *writing "INSANE ????????" on notepad*
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You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me."
Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."
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Hate seeing a mf rub his hands together. Bro, you better be cold. If you scheming, I stg.
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"RIP my Mentions" -me, gravely, as they lower the casket of my husband, Jonathan Mentions β at Brooklyn, NY
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Date: I'm pretty easygoing, you?
Me: *regularly gets stressed out doing captcha tests bc I don't know if bushes count as trees* Definitely.
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[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye]
"Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."
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DOCTOR: You only got one body. You should take care of it.
ME: If I only got one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged.
DOCTOR: ...
ME: Get my moneyβs worth.
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oh you want to try and copy an email address, you fool, you rube, i will instead direct you to send an email, or perhaps i will add unnecessary < > to your text, hehehe i am going to ruin your day
