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Oxon Hill, MD
Joined February 2010
Got so drunk last night thought i met obama
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Today we’re announcing @DoorDash’s intent to acquire @Instacart. Both DoorDash and Instacart share a mission to help local businesses succeed. Together, we could give grocers and retailers of every size the best of both in one service: DoorDash's delivery network and Instacart’s grocery and fulfillment technology, along with the advertising and AI tools each company has built. Until closing, DoorDash and Instacart will keep operating as separate, independent companies. Find out on how we’re helping Main Street compete and keeping more dollars local: shoplocaltogether.com For important additional information, read more here: ir.doordash.com/news/news-de…
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First trailer for ‘ONE LAST ORDER’. The documentary follows a drive-thru worker on her final day of work after 34 years. While she expects a quiet farewell, her town has other plans. Releasing November 24 on Netflix.
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I never told anyone this At the 2 chainz concert for homecoming he yelled “ where my sexy ladies at” Me lit standing right near the stage not knowing what’s going on puts my hand up He then says “sit yo gay ass down” I went home and didn’t play his music for weeks
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Victor Wembanyama Casually Juggles Ball with Feet and Passes to the ref Aaron Smith, who Reciprocates WHAT THE HELL What a wholesome moment.
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The bank would consider that a transaction
Yall call everything transactional the bitch only ask for 150 dollars
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Another one moving on up! 👏 Congratulations to @Montana_NYPR on making the jump to the main roster! That’s 19 NXT Superstars making the leap to Raw and SmackDown in the last 12 months. Pretty proud of that number, but even prouder of the talent and crew who make it happen. Keep showing the world what #WWENXT is all about! See the future of WWE this week on Wednesday night at 8/7c on @TheCW and the @espn Unlimited app!
CRUZ MONTANA 😱 946 ADDS to their numbers!!
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You could not like his stand up or his movies but on the spot or live scenarios he is one of the funniest we have
A guy tried to TROLL Kevin Hart by asking him what it’s like being UGLY, but it BACKFIRED when Kevin absolutely FRIED him over his outfit and made him END the interview 😭😭 “Not once have I ever seen a collar-belt combo… Not only did you hit me with a belt-collar combo, you also gave me a fanny pack with a water hole, which means you stay hydrated and it means you don’t have the proper means of transportation”🤣
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I get that you have dogs outside, and this stuff can sometimes be for dog-less offenses. but what if you also tried to occasionally *help* your dogs??
For those keeping track at home, the #Cowboys rank (in terms of frequency): 32nd in motion at the snap rate 30th in any kind of motion rate 32nd in bunch rate 31st in rate of plays that use bunch or stacks alignments with its receivers. Throwing this team's passing game design into the sun please
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I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING 😭
I get that you have dogs outside, and this stuff can sometimes be for dog-less offenses. but what if you also tried to occasionally *help* your dogs??
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What a moment in Oklahoma City! ⚡ Sam Presti surprises Russell Westbrook with the announcement that the Thunder will retire his No. 0 jersey on Feb. 7, 2027. Not just for the wins and accomplishments, but for the heart, commitment and everything Russ represents. 💙🧡
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Sam Presti’s full Russell Westbrook introduction speech is a must watch. “I only have a few moments to introduce Russell. So in honor of Russ’s relationship with the media, I will be very, very brief.”
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Brayden Burries makes his first NBA start.
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See you in 2027!
Brian Schottenheimer said Caleb Downs and PJ Locke are in the concussion protocol. Malachi Lawrence has an ankle injury that is more serious than the ones suffered by Jake Ferguson and Joey Porter Jr. and could cost him some time.
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Kai Cenat and Fanum predict the first thing Duke Dennis would say when he comes in 😭
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"The Cowboys are a JOKE! This team plays like they've already been eliminated from the playoffs." 😳 @DHx34 #NFLPostgame
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LMAOOOOOOOO
The Cowboys just had locker room availability, but majority of roster left the facility before we got in there. No players were interviewed. Can’t say I remember that happening before
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Part of what made the Heat deal so valuable. Have team options (3rd & 4th yrs for first rounders) for players whose potential is already through the roof. #Bucks had until today to exercise the rookie scale option for the fourth-year of Kel’el and third-year of Kas because the Oct 31 deadline was on a weekend. Though my assumption is after the trade, Milwaukee’s plan was to always exercise the option for both guys, then reevaluate for a possible extension for Kas, and a new contract for Kel’el, next year.
The Milwaukee Bucks will exercise their rookie scale team options on Kel'el Ware ($7.14 million) and Kasparas Jakucionis ($4.02 million) for the 2027-28 season, league sources told @hoopshype.
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Russell Westbrook learning his jersey is being retired by OKC is the best thing you’ll see all day. (via @SuaveCEO_, h/t @Fullcourtpass)
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Society wants us to keep meeting bad behavior with positive reinforcement. That’s the issue
Again…she was wrong for calling the tow, but girl wasn’t wrong for parking in her spot? Why is the onus ALWAYS on the person being imposed upon to extend grace to or go out of their way to accommodate the mf that imposed upon them in the first place?
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