Jon Bell (@jonbell84) profile picture

Tactically inept cabbage head

Dalton, England
Joined December 2009
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🍊RESULT🍊 Ressies 2-1 @Bootle_FC ⚽️Rob Bruce ⚽️Harvey Caine Unfortunately the first teams game away to Dalton Reserves was called off due to the heavy dew on Railway Meadow at 7:30am
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We’re looking for a pre-season friendly for our first team on Friday 10th July, happy to host or to travel
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Presenting the reversible Gareth Southgate Christmas jumper. The perfect gift for the fickle England fan… (18+ BeGambleAware)
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Replying to @_DL96
A pal of mine’s dad got his 4x4 nicked from his house in Aberdeen. It was never recovered. About 3 years later he was watching the news, and saw it in Afghanistan. A guy was sitting on the back of it, with a rocket launcher on his shoulder 🤣🤣
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Jon Bell retweeted
When they order a Chinese at Hogwarts
Potter is gonna want Rice ain’t he for fuck sake
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If anyone fancies going to see The Twang in Settle tonight I’ve got two tickets I completely forgot about and agreed to work instead 🤦🏻‍♂️. Free to anyone interested.
🍻Mega Competition Time!🍻 We are opening a @BrewDog bar in Las Vegas! Retweet for the chance to win an amazing 4 day trip to Las Vegas for you and a friend. To be eligible to win you must be following this account & @BrewDog Good Luck 🙂
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⚡️Mega Competition Time!⚡️ We are opening a @BrewDog bar in Las Vegas! Retweet for the chance to win an amazing 4 day trip to Las Vegas for you and a friend. To be eligible to win you must be following this account & @BrewDog Good Luck 🙂
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Ok Giveaway as promised. Been a poor weekend so far for cards but I’ve done this longshot. Retweet and like this tweet and if it wins I’ll give someone £1500 and if it doesn’t win I’ll give 4 people at random £25 each! You have till FT in the three games to do this ✅
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Because we can’t live and sleep in a golf bag mate 🤨
Replying to @johnbateman1
Why do sportspeople get paid if they’re given everything for free anyway...
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Croftlands would like to welcome @jonbell84 to the club who will be taking up first team duties with @shaun_dixon89 Reserves next season will be ran by Steven grundy @GrangeFCno8 and @cammcgoff #CPFC 🐺
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VOTING CUP ROUND ONE: Millom v Crooklands Causals @MillomAFC @crooklandsfc
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You’ve never had 160 overs in the field with no sign of a declaration coming though..
I can’t believe how much I love cricket sometimes
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If anyone sees my mum please contact me or the police, she is missing from Accrington/Hapton area since yesterday afternoon, her phone isn’t ringing and so not like her.
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Shout out to the security at an unnamed London Crown Court. They let me, a police officer, into court with a steel telescopic baton, a section 5 firearm and carrying a machete in an evidence bag, but confiscated my glass bottle of Gaviscon “because it could be used as a weapon”
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We are delighted to announce @14mcaloone as our new first team manager. Welcome to the club Marc and best of luck in your new role #🍊
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We're giving away a pair of Club Enclosure tickets to Wednesday of the Cheltenham Festival - courtesy of @RacingBreaks! For your chance to win... 🛑Stop the GIF in the correct position 📸Reply with a screenshot of your attempt 🔁RT post Winner announced Thursday!
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**Advertisement opportunity**
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Glad you like guys... but can we talk about Phil Jones face first ? 😂 #anotherone
Of course @mbatshuayi has these boots 😂
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