jason

tyvm everyone but i'm only interested in sexual relations with my future wife from here on out

smoking weed is like microdosing being gay and retarded

twitter/X is a giant advertisement for all the podcasts you don't want to watch

monogamy is a sin because it is the idolatry of your wife

i'm only gay for the Lord

i'm more mexican than my latina gf

sw devs working to replace their job with ai is a ritual self sacrifice

hard times create hard dick. hard dick creates good times. good times create soft men. soft men create soft dick. and, soft dick creates hard times.

a slut is the opposite of a hoe if you think about it

if you want to make it as artist, you're going to have to get more weathered down and betrodden

as americans we are more mexican than all of south america

if you can't say it in less than 280 characters, don't say anything at all

the worst person you know is "community building" right now

nobody dresses like whores at my gym :(

maybe im old fashioned but doesn't "dressing like a whore" require you to be wearing heels? 🤔

whose pussy is this? The Lord's.

people "learning" thru ig reels is so dystopian. it acts as a digital one way mirror to either reinforce or confuse your biases

it's monday hoe, let's get this bread

anthropology is funny because each generation wakes up in historical amnesia