You can’t scam me, I’m broke | @manutd
Joburg
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Since everyone is afraid to ask this, I’ll do it
If I fart in a jar and immediately close it, will the smell still be there 20 years later?
People are creating and posting fake whatsapp messages to look cool now. This planet is done. Man in the sky please flood us
If you’re being offered icecream, then icecream is your level
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The problem with Joburg is you can go out to buy zinger wings and someone will shoot you at the drive thru due coz of road rage. Uber Eats it is
They won’t even pay less to go to the small local gym because there’s less male gaze there. It’s Virgin Active with 1000 male eyeballs for millions per month or nothing
The idea that someone who knows nothing about that field can hold such a high position, is insane. Minster of Energy has grade 12 and Minister of Police used to be a professional stripper smh
My goodness women are really just kids who can vote. Constant validation and silly competitions keep them going
It’s called a push notification - she saw it in 0.76 seconds. 30 mins max then you delete number and move on. If she finally replies, you go mute
I might go for it but my penis won’t. And that’s a deal breaker
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“if you marry someone with tremendous debt, you’re paying for all the fun they had before they met you”
